Planet Ho

[Softhart]

A brainstorm session a few of us had in another chatroom on making a new game, warning its LONG and Funny as hell, so put down your drinks so they don't end up all over your screen





711: i might make a mafia themed game built on final escape platform
711: once everything is finished of course
711: and probably a fantasy themed game, magic and dragons and orcs
Zetomb: YOu are gonna over tasks yourself.
Zetomb: But sounds great.
711: too late for that
Softhart: Me and DL want a dressup game
SLIM: stick with us for now 711,
SLIM: dressup game, lmao
Softhart: slim wants in too
SLIM: of course
SLIM: !!
Softhart: with some stripper heals
SLIM: I wanna feel all preety n stuff,
Zetomb: loll
Softhart: awwww, you are pretty
SLIM: gawsh....thanks
DarkLeviathan: Sorority Escape?
SLIM: hehe
Zetomb: lol.
DarkLeviathan: Weapon of choice: Slut Killer
Softhart: No Drag Queens
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM: SLIM looted a Makeup Mirror x 1 !!
DarkLeviathan: lmao
Softhart:
DarkLeviathan: well at least the diamonds could stay
SLIM: hehe
Softhart: true
Softhart: less work for 711
DarkLeviathan: LR-Pimp slap?
Zetomb looted a Anti-Drag Knife V3 and has killed SLIM.
SLIM:
DarkLeviathan:
711:
Zetomb: ;D
Softhart: instead of fists, bitch slaps
SLIM: SLIM deals 34 Dmg to Zetomb with stripper heel
User The Jackal has entered this room.
Zetomb Bitch Slaps you for 3 damage.
DarkLeviathan: prettiness instead of General skills
SLIM: lmao
Zetomb misses and bitch slaps himself for 2 damage.
DarkLeviathan: variety of things in that.
DarkLeviathan: llol
DarkLeviathan: lol*
Softhart: roflmao, I have tears in my eyes
Zetomb: xD
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: I hope someone is saving this
Zetomb: I will.
DarkLeviathan: aww -HP for you Softhart
DarkLeviathan: tears smear the makeup
Softhart: LOL!
SLIM: DarkLeviathan has reached a new level in Pretty! Gratz!
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart:
DarkLeviathan: SLIM has reached a new level in Golddigging
SLIM:
Zetomb has reach level 34 Drag Dresser and has now become a woman!
Softhart: we need to get a cut from all this prep work for his new game
DarkLeviathan:
DarkLeviathan: yes I think so too
Softhart: ze
SLIM: laughing like an idiot here,
Zetomb: lol.
Softhart: haha you guys are a blast
DarkLeviathan: for Jobs. one could be prosituition. high pay. but chance of getting signed out and going to jail for the rest of the time.
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb has made SLIM laugh to death with his/her Drag and has mugged him/her for 100 Drag Dollars!
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM:
SLIM: Drad dollars!
SLIM: Drag
Zetomb:
SLIM: can only be spent in the salon
Softhart: ilike that drag dollars
The Jackal: Diffrent levels of prosituition....Street trash....call girl.....escort
Softhart:
Softhart: I think we have a winner hee
Softhart: here
SLIM: SLIM has mugged Softhart for 1 x V4 Corset
The Jackal: heh
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: now comp is going to come in and join
DarkLeviathan: haha
Zetomb has completed Prositution I and received 100 Drag Dollars and Used Condom x1!
SLIM:
Softhart: roflmao
Softhart: good one Ze!
User Compusmurf has entered this room.
The Jackal: Heya Smurfy
Compusmurf: Hiya.
DarkLeviathan: Zetomb uses Condom x1! Zetomb performs Safe Sex. Condom busts and Zetomb loots 3 babies.
SLIM: hi Smurf
Compusmurf: All the laughter was distracting
DarkLeviathan: Hey Smurf
Softhart: LOL!!!
Zetomb: DL
Softhart: need to save all this and add it to the forums fun stuff, this is hilarious
Zetomb failed Escort I and received a bruised eye.
Softhart: wonder how far this saves
Zetomb: I got it all in word.
DarkLeviathan tries to mug prostitue. unfortunely her pimp finds out and beats the living shit out of you.
Softhart: thanks Ze
SLIM: DarkLeviathan has beaten SLIM in sex combat, slim is hospitalized for 9 minutes with a nasty rash
Zetomb: loll
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: we have a record that we thought of it first if 711 tries to cut us put
Softhart: out
DarkLeviathan: yes!
711:
Zetomb has completed Put on Makeup I and has looted a Client.
SLIM: Z
Softhart: nice going Ze!!
DarkLeviathan: Congrats Ze!
Softhart: this game would make millions!!!
Zetomb: hell yeah
Compusmurf: So, um, Viagra and Cialis would be the stamina drugs of choice I presume?
Zetomb has looted Platinum Chastity Belt x1 and has lost the game.
Softhart: LOL!!!!!
SLIM: Zetomb gas completed advaned Botox and has unlocked Felatio
SLIM: has
Zetomb: lol! Felatio.
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb has completed Felatio I and received 95 Drag Dollars and a Dirty Mouth.
SLIM: hehe
Softhart:
Softhart: Ze mail me a copy when we are done
Zetomb: why am I so good at this writing about whores stuff?!
DarkLeviathan: yes me too please
SLIM: ahhh, the poosibilities,
DarkLeviathan: I want a copy of this
Zetomb: Sadly all emoticons aren't in the text. :S
Compusmurf has failed Prison Bitch I mission and is hospitalized 15 minutes
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM:
Zetomb has comepleted Prison Bitch I and has received A Sore Arse x1.
Softhart: LOL!!!
SLIM: Compusmurf is relegated to be a bottom for his entire prision stay
Softhart: God damn Ze you are good at this!
Zetomb: WHY?!
Zetomb: loll
Softhart: You can be CEO of our new game
Zetomb: Top Writer.
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: I am laughing too hard to even think of anything
User Praug has entered this room.
Zetomb found a creepy client and received Chains x1.
Zetomb: Hi Praug.
DarkLeviathan:
DarkLeviathan: hi Praug
Praug: heyhey
SLIM: hey Praug
Zetomb: He logs into chat and the first thing he sees is wierd.
Praug: ur always wierd Z
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart:
Softhart: you don;t know the half of it
Zetomb: aw ty.
Softhart: we just created a new game
Praug: mor ethan u might know sohfart
Zetomb: It started out as Sorority Escape, now it's Drag Queens and PRostitutes.
Softhart:
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: we are gonna make millions
Zetomb: Donations will be flowing in.
SLIM: SLIM has looted Herped prescription x 3 Yay!
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM: Herpes
Softhart: LOL!
DarkLeviathan: that'll help!
DarkLeviathan: nice loot
SLIM: sweet, now I can fix that coldsore
Softhart:
DarkLeviathan: 5 minutes!!
Zetomb has comepleted Sex IV and received Herpes x1, AIDs x1 and Pimp Slap x1!
DarkLeviathan: til..........[7:43:06 PM] DarkLeviathan: 19:37:16 DarkLeviathan: that ass is screwed in 3 hours
DarkLeviathan: 5 minutes!!
Softhart: you forgot the viagra x1
Zetomb: No, that was used.
DarkLeviathan:
Praug: has looted Leather jockharness +12 inches x 1
Softhart: ohhh
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM:
Softhart: Praug catches on quick
Zetomb: So does my Herpes.
Lecaf: when do i get paid for working?
Zetomb:
DarkLeviathan loots CC's black dildo and then cries
Zetomb: 23:15 each day Lecaf
Lecaf: ooo okay ty
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: where did lecaf come from?
SLIM: Praug breaks a heel scouting "Johns" and is hospitalized for 9 minutes
DarkLeviathan: sorry Lecaf we're a bit odd haha
Lecaf: o.oa
Zetomb loots Strap On 12" x1 and accidentally chokes on it and is mugged for 5,000 Drag Dollars.
Lecaf: i gunna go forage for foods!
Lecaf: byebye
DarkLeviathan: later
SLIM: later
User Lecaf has logged out.
Zetomb: later
Praug: SLIM gets arrested at truckstop while performing a gloryhole escapade
SLIM: lmao
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb:
SLIM: nice
Softhart: gotta be more careful slim
SLIM: lol, ya think?
DarkLeviathan: wish me luck all
Softhart: depends how long your sentence is
SLIM: gl DL
Zetomb has fabricated a Glory Hole x1 in the Polic Dept. and has received a new CLientel Base.
Softhart: GL
The Jackal: GL DL
DarkLeviathan: You have defeated SparBot Omega Alpha. You mugged SparBot Omega Alpha for þ1,440, and stole the following items: Flazer 99m x1!
DarkLeviathan: another 99m
Zetomb is running out of ideas for the whores!
Zetomb: gz mate
SLIM: nice going!
The Jackal: Gratz
DarkLeviathan: thanks
Softhart: yay!!!!
DarkLeviathan: yay and another 100 pmu from Axel later
Praug: put it for quick sell at 20k
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM: wanna sell one for say 50 or 60 pmu DL?
Fitz: grats DL
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb has comepleted Seduce x1 and has stolen Flazaer 99m from DarkLeviathan!
DarkLeviathan: ty Fitz
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart:
Zetomb: erg typos
DarkLeviathan: got me down to 5 health
DarkLeviathan: I had a bad fist couple of rounds
DarkLeviathan: first*
SLIM: damn, well ya won
SLIM: V4 helmet on BM
DarkLeviathan: yeah
DarkLeviathan: need to find a buyer now
Zetomb has failed Seduce I on DarkLeviathan and has been sent to hospital for a series of minor penises.
The Jackal: 2 of them actully
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM: hehe
DarkLeviathan: two v4 helms wow
Zetomb has failed Fist I on DarkLeviathan in the first couple rounds.
SLIM: Boots next BM, please
DarkLeviathan:
DarkLeviathan: BM has been very generous today
Praug: SparBot Omega Alpha mugs Darkleviathan with a unlubed police baton and leaves him laying in the alley
SLIM:
SLIM: crying uncrontrollably
Zetomb sat down and received Anal Penetration x1.
DarkLeviathan: aw
Zetomb: Yeah, it hurt. =/
Softhart: did it hurt?
Softhart:
Praug: watch where you laeve that beer bottle at next time
Zetomb has been sent to hospital for sitting on a 12" Dildo. He should look where he sits!
Zetomb: Sa v4 Helmet!!!
Softhart: yaay
Zetomb: x2
Zetomb: x1
Softhart:
Softhart: anyone know a game programer?
The Jackal: I bought 1
SLIM: SLIM has escaped from Softhart with a torn dress and has recieved 1 x cuddle from a homeless man
DarkLeviathan: what happened to the 99m on auction?
DarkLeviathan: congrats Jackal
Zetomb used Defective Viaga and has had an erection for 8 hours and received Coma x1!
DarkLeviathan: cant find it in auction history either.
The Jackal: Ty Ty
Softhart: LOL!!!!
DarkLeviathan: lool
SLIM: Damn I want a 99m
DarkLeviathan: oh I see it now
DarkLeviathan: I doubt this one will sell as high as my first one did
DarkLeviathan: how much pmu you got SLIM?
Zetomb: My god, I should ask for PMU to kepe writing. ;D
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM: depends what you want for it
DarkLeviathan: I'm probably gonna start at 20k on auction.
SLIM: damn....out of my range
Zetomb has bought Birth Control Pill x10 and received Sterility x1!
DarkLeviathan:
DarkLeviathan: and ze
Zetomb: 37mins left on basic Adapt.
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: that leave 37 mins of more humor
Zetomb: This has been an awesome way to pass time. lol!
SLIM:
DarkLeviathan: I thinkl I have awhile before I can beat beta. Michelle hasnt even yet.
DarkLeviathan: yes haha
DarkLeviathan: this has been pretty funny
SLIM: I gotta say......the best couple of hours I have ever spent in chat here
Softhart: hope your cutting and pasting still
Zetomb: 711, I;m hiring you to make this game! lol.
Softhart: I am the first to sign up!
Zetomb: 7 pages, 1706 words. o_O
Softhart: LOL!!!!
DarkLeviathan: I'm second then!
DarkLeviathan: must have most powerful bitch
Softhart: NO I AM!
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb has received Beta Testers x2 and they have received Condom x50 to avoid Baby x100.
Softhart: yay!!!!
SLIM: Gratz!
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb has awarded Softhart with Bitch Award x1 and DarkLeviathan with Whore Award x1!
DarkLeviathan: yay
Softhart:
SLIM: hehe
DarkLeviathan: lol!! we'd have to figure in PMSing into the game
Zetomb has awarded SLIM with Hobo Raper Award x1!
DarkLeviathan: haha
SLIM: Woot!
Softhart: !!
Zetomb has received PMS x1 and has mugged everyone in the area for 10,000 Drag Dollars.
SLIM: those are hard to get
Softhart: PMS makes you fight harder
Softhart: I like that one
Zetomb: there's something for everyone.
SLIM: SLIM has been awarded Hobo Raper Level 2
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: I like them all!!
DarkLeviathan: damn gotta change my auction name again
DarkLeviathan: this game needs to be made
Zetomb has "mugged" SLIM and stolen the following, Virginity x1!
Praug:
Softhart:
DarkLeviathan: LOL!
DarkLeviathan: haha
SLIM: Finally Hobo Raper LvL 2........skilled like craxy for that
DarkLeviathan: nice
SLIM:
Zetomb has been promoted to level 11 and received title Pimp.
Softhart: This game would be better then EU!!
Zetomb: No, it'd be the same. Every raping everyone eles's ass for money. (?)
Softhart:
SLIM: Zetomb has been promoted to level 2 in Bukkake, Gratz!
Zetomb: hmm, Bukkake, I'm not sure on that one!
Praug: Zetomb has received STD IV while performing eperimental treaments on prostitutes
Softhart:
Zetomb has found a level 3 Rorikon Magazine!
Softhart: i gotta pee but I don't want to leave!
Zetomb found Praug and failed miserably performing Sex.
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM: Zetomb has defeated Softhart and mugger her for 1 x pee
Softhart:
Zetomb:
Zetomb has awarded SLIM the Incompotence Award X for failing Basic Sex I.
SLIM: thanks
Softhart: LOL!!!
Softhart: ok brb
Zetomb: kk.
SLIM: Zetomb has gained a new level in awkward sex, and has been mugged for dignity x 3
Zetomb: ;D
Praug: bbl
User Praug has logged out.
SLIM: that would be a totally entertaining game I think
Zetomb performed Make Faulty Condom and has given Softhart Accident x1.
SLIM:
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM: Softhart loots day after pill x 3
Zetomb has performed Masturbate I and failed miserably.
Softhart: you guys are too much
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb: So is the 12" Dildo I looted!
Softhart:
DarkLeviathan: LOL!
Softhart: Ze what do you do for a living?
SLIM: at least its V4
Zetomb: I go to school currently. >_>
Zetomb:
Softhart: major?
DarkLeviathan: yay! I found a 4-leaf clover. thanks soft
Softhart: yw
Zetomb: No. High School. It bores me. -_-
Softhart: your in High school??
Zetomb: Yeah, it's funny seeing peoples reactions.
Softhart: WOW!
Softhart: you should do comedy
Zetomb: hehe
Zetomb: I'm looking into Forensics, but that could work.
Softhart:
Softhart: you are quick and witty
Zetomb: aw ty.
Softhart: and how do you know all about this stuff??
Zetomb: umm.. ahh... he ylooks ice cream!
Softhart:
Zetomb: I'm just know stuff.
Softhart: quick learner
Zetomb: Yeah.
Softhart: now I just killed the creativity
Zetomb was quick and disappointed Client I.
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb killed the mood and failed Escort III.
Softhart: its back again
Zetomb: Always my dear. ;D
Zetomb found a Gold Chastity Belt x1 worth 750 Drag Dollars and discarded it.
Softhart: you can use this as a job experience, one of the games you created. Should be impresive for a Forensics job
Zetomb: "It seems he used a Strap on to kill the Whore." *turns around slowly*
Zetomb found a hairbrush and made himself look beautiful.
Softhart: haha that is the description when you get hauled away
DarkLeviathan: who's going to make this?
DarkLeviathan: it should get started on right away
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb: loll
Softhart: yeah I want to play already!!!
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb: stuff Preferred Colonist, Preferred Whore. ^_^
Softhart: LOL!!!
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM: don't forget "pretty points"
Softhart: Contacts could be Black Book
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM: lol, indeed
Zetomb has reached 95 Influence and has unlocked "Super Stripper" Skill in Pretty Skills.
DarkLeviathan: BM=SM
DarkLeviathan: Slut Market
Zetomb: lol!!!
Softhart:
DarkLeviathan: lol!!
Softhart: Exchange = Health Department
DarkLeviathan:
SLIM: dammit! someone got the "Fire engine red" lipstick......
Zetomb has performed Dutch Oven II and suffocated.
Softhart: bitch slap her
Softhart: ok I gotta ask, what is Dutch Oven?
Zetomb: 1:14pm and I'm tired strangly. lol.
Zetomb: in Bed, fart and pull the covers over the other person. But this one failed.
SLIM: dont
Softhart: OMG
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: that would be comps favorite
Fitz: its right up there with a Dirty Sanchez as "things not to do on a first date"
SLIM: hehe
Softhart: and that is?
Zetomb: in Bed, fart and pull the covers over the other person. But this one failed.
SLIM: dont
Softhart: OMG
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: that would be comps favorite
Fitz: its right up there with a Dirty Sanchez as "things not to do on a first date"
SLIM: hehe
Softhart: and that is?
Softhart is getting schooled in a forum
Fitz: Ask your man for a demonstration
Softhart: i did, he doesn't know
SLIM: Houston Reacharound, Rusty Trombone, Cleveland steamer, Glass bottom boat.....all classics
Fitz: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin ... dirty+sanchez+(der-ti+san-+chez)
Fitz: comical definition
DarkLeviathan: snowball is another fav of theirs
Softhart: OMG!!!!
SLIM:
Fitz:
Zetomb: looll
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: MEN are soooooooooooo sick!
Fitz: haha
SLIM: good ice breaker,
Zetomb: loll
Fitz: as I said not something for the first date
Zetomb: Or any date.
Softhart: or any date
Fitz: 3rd date at least
Softhart:
Zetomb: lol!!
DarkLeviathan: Fitz!
SLIM: nite all, was a blast, have fun
DarkLeviathan: night SLIM
Zetomb: G'night slim.
Softhart: night slim
User SLIM has logged out.
Softhart: you know, 711 has been awfully quiet
Zetomb: loll
Zetomb: he's been writing up the game code.
DarkLeviathan: yep
Softhart: well he better create it fast
Zetomb: brb a sec
Zetomb: back
DarkLeviathan:
DarkLeviathan: wb
Zetomb:
Zetomb: yay, adaptability diploma.
Softhart: grats
Softhart: i am gonna bitch slap dano
Zetomb: loll
DarkLeviathan:
DarkLeviathan: its his way of saying "come join us "
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: i was having more fun in here then he did kicking my butt
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb watched Softhart bitch slap Dano and has been sent to hospital for bleeding ears form the resulting sonic boom.
Softhart: hmm what would a faction be in the new game? Whore House?
Softhart:
Zetomb: Whores 'R' Us?
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb: We 'R' Whores?!
Softhart: and the fabrication?
DarkLeviathan: lubrication?
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb: Failed to fabricate baby?
Zetomb:
Softhart: Exploration would be for the street walkers
DarkLeviathan: makes no sense but sounds close
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb: hehe
Softhart: Academy? classes in BJ's........etc
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb has completed the Expert Felatio academy course.
DarkLeviathan: Infuence= number of dicks you've sucked
Softhart: Sparbots?
Softhart: LOL!!
DarkLeviathan: porn stars
Zetomb: Sparbots are for traing Influence.
Softhart: LOL!!!
DarkLeviathan:
Softhart: Dwellings. Street Corner, Run down Hotel, Holiday Inn, Penthouse
Zetomb performed Seduce I and received PEnthouse Keys x1!
Softhart: that a mission?
Zetomb: Yeah.
Zetomb: Find CLient 10stam, chat up 5 Stam, walk to hotel 10 Stam, suck dick 50 Stam (50% chance of fail )
DarkLeviathan: Congratulations DarkLeviathan! Thanks to your recent efforts and training, your stamina has increased to 128.
DarkLeviathan: yay I can suck more dicks now
Zetomb: lol, gz
DarkLeviathan: ty
Fitz: nice dl
Zetomb pushes DarkLeviathan onto the streets
DarkLeviathan: i know i know
DarkLeviathan: work time!
Softhart: i had to make some popcorn, who wants some?
DarkLeviathan:
DarkLeviathan: 'yay
Zetomb: loll
Softhart: so Ze, what is your parents going to think when you make all your money off this game?
DarkLeviathan:
Zetomb runs and hides.

[Ze-Tomb Raider]

Oh god you actually posted it.

This transcript was provided by me to all who are wondering.


And it was LOADs of fun and many laughs happened.

[Softhart]

Oh god you actually posted it.

This transcript was provided by me to all who are wondering.


And it was LOADs of fun and many laughs happened.

My gut never hurt so bad from laughing so hard that night!

[Ze-Tomb Raider]

My gut never hurt so bad from laughing so hard that night!

My brain never got to explore the avenues of a Drag/Whore related game so much that night.

[Softhart]

My brain never got to explore the avenues of a Drag/Whore related game so much that night.

LOL Your Parents are going to be soooo proud!!!

[Inifus]

Towards the end, Fitz had me cracking up. Gonna have to compile that list now... "Things Not For The First Date".

Poor Softhart, you should know by now that if someone on the internet mentions an act or object and you don't know what it is, you shouldn't ask. Also, if the link is ever to UrbanDictionary, you can bet it is going to be dirty.

[Softhart]

Poor Softhart, you should know by now that if someone on the internet mentions an act or object and you don't know what it is, you shouldn't ask. Also, if the link is ever to UrbanDictionary, you can bet it is going to be dirty.

LOL well how you ever gonna learn of you don't ask..........I sure got a schooling that night!

[Ze-Tomb Raider]

Towards the end, Fitz had me cracking up. Gonna have to compile that list now... "Things Not For The First Date".

Poor Softhart, you should know by now that if someone on the internet mentions an act or object and you don't know what it is, you shouldn't ask. Also, if the link is ever to UrbanDictionary, you can bet it is going to be dirty.

Who were you in the Chat Room/FE?

[Inifus]

Who were you in the Chat Room/FE?

I was the person that read all the way through the chat after Softhart posted it here.

[Ze-Tomb Raider]

I was the person that read all the way through the chat after Softhart posted it here.

Ah k, just making sure.

But damn that was a hilarious couple of hours!