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    Planet Ho

    A brainstorm session a few of us had in another chatroom on making a new game, warning its LONG and Funny as hell, so put down your drinks so they don't end up all over your screen





    711: i might make a mafia themed game built on final escape platform
    711: once everything is finished of course
    711: and probably a fantasy themed game, magic and dragons and orcs
    Zetomb: YOu are gonna over tasks yourself.
    Zetomb: But sounds great.
    711: too late for that
    Softhart: Me and DL want a dressup game
    SLIM: stick with us for now 711,
    SLIM: dressup game, lmao
    Softhart: slim wants in too
    SLIM: of course
    SLIM: !!
    Softhart: with some stripper heals
    SLIM: I wanna feel all preety n stuff,
    Zetomb: loll
    Softhart: awwww, you are pretty
    SLIM: gawsh....thanks
    DarkLeviathan: Sorority Escape?
    SLIM: hehe
    Zetomb: lol.
    DarkLeviathan: Weapon of choice: Slut Killer
    Softhart: No Drag Queens
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM: SLIM looted a Makeup Mirror x 1 !!
    DarkLeviathan: lmao
    Softhart:
    DarkLeviathan: well at least the diamonds could stay
    SLIM: hehe
    Softhart: true
    Softhart: less work for 711
    DarkLeviathan: LR-Pimp slap?
    Zetomb looted a Anti-Drag Knife V3 and has killed SLIM.
    SLIM:
    DarkLeviathan:
    711:
    Zetomb: ;D
    Softhart: instead of fists, bitch slaps
    SLIM: SLIM deals 34 Dmg to Zetomb with stripper heel
    User The Jackal has entered this room.
    Zetomb Bitch Slaps you for 3 damage.
    DarkLeviathan: prettiness instead of General skills
    SLIM: lmao
    Zetomb misses and bitch slaps himself for 2 damage.
    DarkLeviathan: variety of things in that.
    DarkLeviathan: llol
    DarkLeviathan: lol*
    Softhart: roflmao, I have tears in my eyes
    Zetomb: xD
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: I hope someone is saving this
    Zetomb: I will.
    DarkLeviathan: aww -HP for you Softhart
    DarkLeviathan: tears smear the makeup
    Softhart: LOL!
    SLIM: DarkLeviathan has reached a new level in Pretty! Gratz!
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart:
    DarkLeviathan: SLIM has reached a new level in Golddigging
    SLIM:
    Zetomb has reach level 34 Drag Dresser and has now become a woman!
    Softhart: we need to get a cut from all this prep work for his new game
    DarkLeviathan:
    DarkLeviathan: yes I think so too
    Softhart: ze
    SLIM: laughing like an idiot here,
    Zetomb: lol.
    Softhart: haha you guys are a blast
    DarkLeviathan: for Jobs. one could be prosituition. high pay. but chance of getting signed out and going to jail for the rest of the time.
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb has made SLIM laugh to death with his/her Drag and has mugged him/her for 100 Drag Dollars!
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM:
    SLIM: Drad dollars!
    SLIM: Drag
    Zetomb:
    SLIM: can only be spent in the salon
    Softhart: ilike that drag dollars
    The Jackal: Diffrent levels of prosituition....Street trash....call girl.....escort
    Softhart:
    Softhart: I think we have a winner hee
    Softhart: here
    SLIM: SLIM has mugged Softhart for 1 x V4 Corset
    The Jackal: heh
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: now comp is going to come in and join
    DarkLeviathan: haha
    Zetomb has completed Prositution I and received 100 Drag Dollars and Used Condom x1!
    SLIM:
    Softhart: roflmao
    Softhart: good one Ze!
    User Compusmurf has entered this room.
    The Jackal: Heya Smurfy
    Compusmurf: Hiya.
    DarkLeviathan: Zetomb uses Condom x1! Zetomb performs Safe Sex. Condom busts and Zetomb loots 3 babies.
    SLIM: hi Smurf
    Compusmurf: All the laughter was distracting
    DarkLeviathan: Hey Smurf
    Softhart: LOL!!!
    Zetomb: DL
    Softhart: need to save all this and add it to the forums fun stuff, this is hilarious
    Zetomb failed Escort I and received a bruised eye.
    Softhart: wonder how far this saves
    Zetomb: I got it all in word.
    DarkLeviathan tries to mug prostitue. unfortunely her pimp finds out and beats the living shit out of you.
    Softhart: thanks Ze
    SLIM: DarkLeviathan has beaten SLIM in sex combat, slim is hospitalized for 9 minutes with a nasty rash
    Zetomb: loll
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: we have a record that we thought of it first if 711 tries to cut us put
    Softhart: out
    DarkLeviathan: yes!
    711:
    Zetomb has completed Put on Makeup I and has looted a Client.
    SLIM: Z
    Softhart: nice going Ze!!
    DarkLeviathan: Congrats Ze!
    Softhart: this game would make millions!!!
    Zetomb: hell yeah
    Compusmurf: So, um, Viagra and Cialis would be the stamina drugs of choice I presume?
    Zetomb has looted Platinum Chastity Belt x1 and has lost the game.
    Softhart: LOL!!!!!
    SLIM: Zetomb gas completed advaned Botox and has unlocked Felatio
    SLIM: has
    Zetomb: lol! Felatio.
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb has completed Felatio I and received 95 Drag Dollars and a Dirty Mouth.
    SLIM: hehe
    Softhart:
    Softhart: Ze mail me a copy when we are done
    Zetomb: why am I so good at this writing about whores stuff?!
    DarkLeviathan: yes me too please
    SLIM: ahhh, the poosibilities,
    DarkLeviathan: I want a copy of this
    Zetomb: Sadly all emoticons aren't in the text. :S
    Compusmurf has failed Prison Bitch I mission and is hospitalized 15 minutes
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM:
    Zetomb has comepleted Prison Bitch I and has received A Sore Arse x1.
    Softhart: LOL!!!
    SLIM: Compusmurf is relegated to be a bottom for his entire prision stay
    Softhart: God damn Ze you are good at this!
    Zetomb: WHY?!
    Zetomb: loll
    Softhart: You can be CEO of our new game
    Zetomb: Top Writer.
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: I am laughing too hard to even think of anything
    User Praug has entered this room.
    Zetomb found a creepy client and received Chains x1.
    Zetomb: Hi Praug.
    DarkLeviathan:
    DarkLeviathan: hi Praug
    Praug: heyhey
    SLIM: hey Praug
    Zetomb: He logs into chat and the first thing he sees is wierd.
    Praug: ur always wierd Z
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart:
    Softhart: you don;t know the half of it
    Zetomb: aw ty.
    Softhart: we just created a new game
    Praug: mor ethan u might know sohfart
    Zetomb: It started out as Sorority Escape, now it's Drag Queens and PRostitutes.
    Softhart:
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: we are gonna make millions
    Zetomb: Donations will be flowing in.
    SLIM: SLIM has looted Herped prescription x 3 Yay!
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM: Herpes
    Softhart: LOL!
    DarkLeviathan: that'll help!
    DarkLeviathan: nice loot
    SLIM: sweet, now I can fix that coldsore
    Softhart:
    DarkLeviathan: 5 minutes!!
    Zetomb has comepleted Sex IV and received Herpes x1, AIDs x1 and Pimp Slap x1!
    DarkLeviathan: til..........[7:43:06 PM] DarkLeviathan: 19:37:16 DarkLeviathan: that ass is screwed in 3 hours
    DarkLeviathan: 5 minutes!!
    Softhart: you forgot the viagra x1
    Zetomb: No, that was used.
    DarkLeviathan:
    Praug: has looted Leather jockharness +12 inches x 1
    Softhart: ohhh
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM:
    Softhart: Praug catches on quick
    Zetomb: So does my Herpes.
    Lecaf: when do i get paid for working?
    Zetomb:
    DarkLeviathan loots CC's black dildo and then cries
    Zetomb: 23:15 each day Lecaf
    Lecaf: ooo okay ty
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: where did lecaf come from?
    SLIM: Praug breaks a heel scouting "Johns" and is hospitalized for 9 minutes
    DarkLeviathan: sorry Lecaf we're a bit odd haha
    Lecaf: o.oa
    Zetomb loots Strap On 12" x1 and accidentally chokes on it and is mugged for 5,000 Drag Dollars.
    Lecaf: i gunna go forage for foods!
    Lecaf: byebye
    DarkLeviathan: later
    SLIM: later
    User Lecaf has logged out.
    Zetomb: later
    Praug: SLIM gets arrested at truckstop while performing a gloryhole escapade
    SLIM: lmao
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb:
    SLIM: nice
    Softhart: gotta be more careful slim
    SLIM: lol, ya think?
    DarkLeviathan: wish me luck all
    Softhart: depends how long your sentence is
    SLIM: gl DL
    Zetomb has fabricated a Glory Hole x1 in the Polic Dept. and has received a new CLientel Base.
    Softhart: GL
    The Jackal: GL DL
    DarkLeviathan: You have defeated SparBot Omega Alpha. You mugged SparBot Omega Alpha for 1,440, and stole the following items: Flazer 99m x1!
    DarkLeviathan: another 99m
    Zetomb is running out of ideas for the whores!
    Zetomb: gz mate
    SLIM: nice going!
    The Jackal: Gratz
    DarkLeviathan: thanks
    Softhart: yay!!!!
    DarkLeviathan: yay and another 100 pmu from Axel later
    Praug: put it for quick sell at 20k
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM: wanna sell one for say 50 or 60 pmu DL?
    Fitz: grats DL
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb has comepleted Seduce x1 and has stolen Flazaer 99m from DarkLeviathan!
    DarkLeviathan: ty Fitz
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart:
    Zetomb: erg typos
    DarkLeviathan: got me down to 5 health
    DarkLeviathan: I had a bad fist couple of rounds
    DarkLeviathan: first*
    SLIM: damn, well ya won
    SLIM: V4 helmet on BM
    DarkLeviathan: yeah
    DarkLeviathan: need to find a buyer now
    Zetomb has failed Seduce I on DarkLeviathan and has been sent to hospital for a series of minor penises.
    The Jackal: 2 of them actully
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM: hehe
    DarkLeviathan: two v4 helms wow
    Zetomb has failed Fist I on DarkLeviathan in the first couple rounds.
    SLIM: Boots next BM, please
    DarkLeviathan:
    DarkLeviathan: BM has been very generous today
    Praug: SparBot Omega Alpha mugs Darkleviathan with a unlubed police baton and leaves him laying in the alley
    SLIM:
    SLIM: crying uncrontrollably
    Zetomb sat down and received Anal Penetration x1.
    DarkLeviathan: aw
    Zetomb: Yeah, it hurt. =/
    Softhart: did it hurt?
    Softhart:
    Praug: watch where you laeve that beer bottle at next time
    Zetomb has been sent to hospital for sitting on a 12" Dildo. He should look where he sits!
    Zetomb: Sa v4 Helmet!!!
    Softhart: yaay
    Zetomb: x2
    Zetomb: x1
    Softhart:
    Softhart: anyone know a game programer?
    The Jackal: I bought 1
    SLIM: SLIM has escaped from Softhart with a torn dress and has recieved 1 x cuddle from a homeless man
    DarkLeviathan: what happened to the 99m on auction?
    DarkLeviathan: congrats Jackal
    Zetomb used Defective Viaga and has had an erection for 8 hours and received Coma x1!
    DarkLeviathan: cant find it in auction history either.
    The Jackal: Ty Ty
    Softhart: LOL!!!!
    DarkLeviathan: lool
    SLIM: Damn I want a 99m
    DarkLeviathan: oh I see it now
    DarkLeviathan: I doubt this one will sell as high as my first one did
    DarkLeviathan: how much pmu you got SLIM?
    Zetomb: My god, I should ask for PMU to kepe writing. ;D
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM: depends what you want for it
    DarkLeviathan: I'm probably gonna start at 20k on auction.
    SLIM: damn....out of my range
    Zetomb has bought Birth Control Pill x10 and received Sterility x1!
    DarkLeviathan:
    DarkLeviathan: and ze
    Zetomb: 37mins left on basic Adapt.
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: that leave 37 mins of more humor
    Zetomb: This has been an awesome way to pass time. lol!
    SLIM:
    DarkLeviathan: I thinkl I have awhile before I can beat beta. Michelle hasnt even yet.
    DarkLeviathan: yes haha
    DarkLeviathan: this has been pretty funny
    SLIM: I gotta say......the best couple of hours I have ever spent in chat here
    Softhart: hope your cutting and pasting still
    Zetomb: 711, I;m hiring you to make this game! lol.
    Softhart: I am the first to sign up!
    Zetomb: 7 pages, 1706 words. o_O
    Softhart: LOL!!!!
    DarkLeviathan: I'm second then!
    DarkLeviathan: must have most powerful bitch
    Softhart: NO I AM!
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb has received Beta Testers x2 and they have received Condom x50 to avoid Baby x100.
    Softhart: yay!!!!
    SLIM: Gratz!
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb has awarded Softhart with Bitch Award x1 and DarkLeviathan with Whore Award x1!
    DarkLeviathan: yay
    Softhart:
    SLIM: hehe
    DarkLeviathan: lol!! we'd have to figure in PMSing into the game
    Zetomb has awarded SLIM with Hobo Raper Award x1!
    DarkLeviathan: haha
    SLIM: Woot!
    Softhart: !!
    Zetomb has received PMS x1 and has mugged everyone in the area for 10,000 Drag Dollars.
    SLIM: those are hard to get
    Softhart: PMS makes you fight harder
    Softhart: I like that one
    Zetomb: there's something for everyone.
    SLIM: SLIM has been awarded Hobo Raper Level 2
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: I like them all!!
    DarkLeviathan: damn gotta change my auction name again
    DarkLeviathan: this game needs to be made
    Zetomb has "mugged" SLIM and stolen the following, Virginity x1!
    Praug:
    Softhart:
    DarkLeviathan: LOL!
    DarkLeviathan: haha
    SLIM: Finally Hobo Raper LvL 2........skilled like craxy for that
    DarkLeviathan: nice
    SLIM:
    Zetomb has been promoted to level 11 and received title Pimp.
    Softhart: This game would be better then EU!!
    Zetomb: No, it'd be the same. Every raping everyone eles's ass for money. (?)
    Softhart:
    SLIM: Zetomb has been promoted to level 2 in Bukkake, Gratz!
    Zetomb: hmm, Bukkake, I'm not sure on that one!
    Praug: Zetomb has received STD IV while performing eperimental treaments on prostitutes
    Softhart:
    Zetomb has found a level 3 Rorikon Magazine!
    Softhart: i gotta pee but I don't want to leave!
    Zetomb found Praug and failed miserably performing Sex.
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM: Zetomb has defeated Softhart and mugger her for 1 x pee
    Softhart:
    Zetomb:
    Zetomb has awarded SLIM the Incompotence Award X for failing Basic Sex I.
    SLIM: thanks
    Softhart: LOL!!!
    Softhart: ok brb
    Zetomb: kk.
    SLIM: Zetomb has gained a new level in awkward sex, and has been mugged for dignity x 3
    Zetomb: ;D
    Praug: bbl
    User Praug has logged out.
    SLIM: that would be a totally entertaining game I think
    Zetomb performed Make Faulty Condom and has given Softhart Accident x1.
    SLIM:
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM: Softhart loots day after pill x 3
    Zetomb has performed Masturbate I and failed miserably.
    Softhart: you guys are too much
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb: So is the 12" Dildo I looted!
    Softhart:
    DarkLeviathan: LOL!
    Softhart: Ze what do you do for a living?
    SLIM: at least its V4
    Zetomb: I go to school currently. >_>
    Zetomb:
    Softhart: major?
    DarkLeviathan: yay! I found a 4-leaf clover. thanks soft
    Softhart: yw
    Zetomb: No. High School. It bores me. -_-
    Softhart: your in High school??
    Zetomb: Yeah, it's funny seeing peoples reactions.
    Softhart: WOW!
    Softhart: you should do comedy
    Zetomb: hehe
    Zetomb: I'm looking into Forensics, but that could work.
    Softhart:
    Softhart: you are quick and witty
    Zetomb: aw ty.
    Softhart: and how do you know all about this stuff??
    Zetomb: umm.. ahh... he ylooks ice cream!
    Softhart:
    Zetomb: I'm just know stuff.
    Softhart: quick learner
    Zetomb: Yeah.
    Softhart: now I just killed the creativity
    Zetomb was quick and disappointed Client I.
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb killed the mood and failed Escort III.
    Softhart: its back again
    Zetomb: Always my dear. ;D
    Zetomb found a Gold Chastity Belt x1 worth 750 Drag Dollars and discarded it.
    Softhart: you can use this as a job experience, one of the games you created. Should be impresive for a Forensics job
    Zetomb: "It seems he used a Strap on to kill the Whore." *turns around slowly*
    Zetomb found a hairbrush and made himself look beautiful.
    Softhart: haha that is the description when you get hauled away
    DarkLeviathan: who's going to make this?
    DarkLeviathan: it should get started on right away
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb: loll
    Softhart: yeah I want to play already!!!
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb: stuff Preferred Colonist, Preferred Whore. ^_^
    Softhart: LOL!!!
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM: don't forget "pretty points"
    Softhart: Contacts could be Black Book
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM: lol, indeed
    Zetomb has reached 95 Influence and has unlocked "Super Stripper" Skill in Pretty Skills.
    DarkLeviathan: BM=SM
    DarkLeviathan: Slut Market
    Zetomb: lol!!!
    Softhart:
    DarkLeviathan: lol!!
    Softhart: Exchange = Health Department
    DarkLeviathan:
    SLIM: dammit! someone got the "Fire engine red" lipstick......
    Zetomb has performed Dutch Oven II and suffocated.
    Softhart: bitch slap her
    Softhart: ok I gotta ask, what is Dutch Oven?
    Zetomb: 1:14pm and I'm tired strangly. lol.
    Zetomb: in Bed, fart and pull the covers over the other person. But this one failed.
    SLIM: dont
    Softhart: OMG
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: that would be comps favorite
    Fitz: its right up there with a Dirty Sanchez as "things not to do on a first date"
    SLIM: hehe
    Softhart: and that is?
    Zetomb: in Bed, fart and pull the covers over the other person. But this one failed.
    SLIM: dont
    Softhart: OMG
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: that would be comps favorite
    Fitz: its right up there with a Dirty Sanchez as "things not to do on a first date"
    SLIM: hehe
    Softhart: and that is?
    Softhart is getting schooled in a forum
    Fitz: Ask your man for a demonstration
    Softhart: i did, he doesn't know
    SLIM: Houston Reacharound, Rusty Trombone, Cleveland steamer, Glass bottom boat.....all classics
    Fitz: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin ... dirty+sanchez+(der-ti+san-+chez)
    Fitz: comical definition
    DarkLeviathan: snowball is another fav of theirs
    Softhart: OMG!!!!
    SLIM:
    Fitz:
    Zetomb: looll
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: MEN are soooooooooooo sick!
    Fitz: haha
    SLIM: good ice breaker,
    Zetomb: loll
    Fitz: as I said not something for the first date
    Zetomb: Or any date.
    Softhart: or any date
    Fitz: 3rd date at least
    Softhart:
    Zetomb: lol!!
    DarkLeviathan: Fitz!
    SLIM: nite all, was a blast, have fun
    DarkLeviathan: night SLIM
    Zetomb: G'night slim.
    Softhart: night slim
    User SLIM has logged out.
    Softhart: you know, 711 has been awfully quiet
    Zetomb: loll
    Zetomb: he's been writing up the game code.
    DarkLeviathan: yep
    Softhart: well he better create it fast
    Zetomb: brb a sec
    Zetomb: back
    DarkLeviathan:
    DarkLeviathan: wb
    Zetomb:
    Zetomb: yay, adaptability diploma.
    Softhart: grats
    Softhart: i am gonna bitch slap dano
    Zetomb: loll
    DarkLeviathan:
    DarkLeviathan: its his way of saying "come join us "
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: i was having more fun in here then he did kicking my butt
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb watched Softhart bitch slap Dano and has been sent to hospital for bleeding ears form the resulting sonic boom.
    Softhart: hmm what would a faction be in the new game? Whore House?
    Softhart:
    Zetomb: Whores 'R' Us?
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb: We 'R' Whores?!
    Softhart: and the fabrication?
    DarkLeviathan: lubrication?
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb: Failed to fabricate baby?
    Zetomb:
    Softhart: Exploration would be for the street walkers
    DarkLeviathan: makes no sense but sounds close
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb: hehe
    Softhart: Academy? classes in BJ's........etc
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb has completed the Expert Felatio academy course.
    DarkLeviathan: Infuence= number of dicks you've sucked
    Softhart: Sparbots?
    Softhart: LOL!!
    DarkLeviathan: porn stars
    Zetomb: Sparbots are for traing Influence.
    Softhart: LOL!!!
    DarkLeviathan:
    Softhart: Dwellings. Street Corner, Run down Hotel, Holiday Inn, Penthouse
    Zetomb performed Seduce I and received PEnthouse Keys x1!
    Softhart: that a mission?
    Zetomb: Yeah.
    Zetomb: Find CLient 10stam, chat up 5 Stam, walk to hotel 10 Stam, suck dick 50 Stam (50% chance of fail )
    DarkLeviathan: Congratulations DarkLeviathan! Thanks to your recent efforts and training, your stamina has increased to 128.
    DarkLeviathan: yay I can suck more dicks now
    Zetomb: lol, gz
    DarkLeviathan: ty
    Fitz: nice dl
    Zetomb pushes DarkLeviathan onto the streets
    DarkLeviathan: i know i know
    DarkLeviathan: work time!
    Softhart: i had to make some popcorn, who wants some?
    DarkLeviathan:
    DarkLeviathan: 'yay
    Zetomb: loll
    Softhart: so Ze, what is your parents going to think when you make all your money off this game?
    DarkLeviathan:
    Zetomb runs and hides.

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    Provider Ze-Tomb Raider's Avatar
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    Oh god you actually posted it.

    This transcript was provided by me to all who are wondering.


    And it was LOADs of fun and many laughs happened.
    Do you ever look out a window, see a bird and wonder,
    Is that bird carrying a global?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ze-Tomb Raider View Post
    Oh god you actually posted it.

    This transcript was provided by me to all who are wondering.


    And it was LOADs of fun and many laughs happened.
    My gut never hurt so bad from laughing so hard that night!

    Born 11-24-2006


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    Quote Originally Posted by Softhart View Post
    My gut never hurt so bad from laughing so hard that night!
    My brain never got to explore the avenues of a Drag/Whore related game so much that night.
    Do you ever look out a window, see a bird and wonder,
    Is that bird carrying a global?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ze-Tomb Raider View Post
    My brain never got to explore the avenues of a Drag/Whore related game so much that night.
    LOL Your Parents are going to be soooo proud!!!

    Born 11-24-2006


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    Towards the end, Fitz had me cracking up. Gonna have to compile that list now... "Things Not For The First Date".

    Poor Softhart, you should know by now that if someone on the internet mentions an act or object and you don't know what it is, you shouldn't ask. Also, if the link is ever to UrbanDictionary, you can bet it is going to be dirty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inifus View Post
    Poor Softhart, you should know by now that if someone on the internet mentions an act or object and you don't know what it is, you shouldn't ask. Also, if the link is ever to UrbanDictionary, you can bet it is going to be dirty.

    LOL well how you ever gonna learn of you don't ask..........I sure got a schooling that night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inifus View Post
    Towards the end, Fitz had me cracking up. Gonna have to compile that list now... "Things Not For The First Date".

    Poor Softhart, you should know by now that if someone on the internet mentions an act or object and you don't know what it is, you shouldn't ask. Also, if the link is ever to UrbanDictionary, you can bet it is going to be dirty.
    Who were you in the Chat Room/FE?
    Do you ever look out a window, see a bird and wonder,
    Is that bird carrying a global?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ze-Tomb Raider View Post
    Who were you in the Chat Room/FE?
    I was the person that read all the way through the chat after Softhart posted it here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inifus View Post
    I was the person that read all the way through the chat after Softhart posted it here.
    Ah k, just making sure.

    But damn that was a hilarious couple of hours!
    Do you ever look out a window, see a bird and wonder,
    Is that bird carrying a global?

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