Help me decorate for Halloween

**Softhart** · 09-28-2011, 17:58

Posted at PCF and figured I post it here also

In the past I have made gravestones with funny epitaphs and put them all over our yard. As seen in the pictures below.

This year I wanted to add a bit of a EU theme. So I am asking for funny epitaphs using ppl's names in EU.

Names so far I am wanting epitaphs for are Skam (told her last year I was going to put her on one), Neverdie (well cause it would just be funny) and for other names, well I will pick the ones I think are the funniest.

**Magyar** · 09-28-2011, 18:10

Here likes Nukem Quayjay
Tried to scam peoples money away
Thought he'd steal a ship in space
MA put him in his place.

Here lies Sinofmen, his wife
Sat in Port Atlantis, encouraging strife
Thought she had some sex appeal
But her face looked like Oatmeal.

**Softhart** · 09-28-2011, 18:37

LOL those were a couple interesting ones Magyar

I hadn't thought about what they do it game though, just using their names.

Thanks for being the first one to take a shot at it

**Magyar** · 09-28-2011, 18:42

Here's another one.

An obnoxios fool, Calypto
Was a jerk on radio.
With daily miscellaneous roasts
He became another virtual ghost!
A victim of his large ego.

**Magyar** · 09-28-2011, 18:45

And a few more

Joe's avatar spent his money too fast.
Complained on the forums of his lack of cash.
He was hoping for a giant HOF
A year later, he's off.
Went to play World of Warcraft.

With lofty sense of entitlement
A newbie and his money were poorly spent
He didnt want to sweat
And soon began to regret
But he may return with encouragement!

Vicious Van Zant, the forum troll
Without complaining his life wasnt whole.
He busted a vein, God rest his soul.

**Magyar** · 09-28-2011, 19:19

Unrelated to EU.

There once was s stoner named Scott
Who purchased a lifetime of pot.
He took a big huff
Said "This isnt my stuff"
Now one of the living, he's not!