SHOTGUN
I, Bagman,lay legal claim and ownership of and therefore the ability to name the new planet...(Bagmans) 'Orbital Orb Of the Overlord, Tyrant or the Guy who shotgun'd naming rights!'
My planet rules are:
- My title is overlord, tyrant or the guy who shotgun'd naming rights!
- Land tax =99.9%
- No hangars and parking of space vehicles is restricted to 1 hour at designated areas.
- Fashion is outlawed, only orange trackies allowed.
- All tps are disconnected and you must walk everywhere, global campiagn to prevent emissions.
- All apartments, once I have vetted the tenants, will have a life size picture of me mounted on the wall to worship.
- Pirates eat free on Fridays.
- Ubers will be stripped of all weaponary at customs and be forced to attend a sweating for beginners week long course before being allowed their weapons from bonded storage and storage surcharge is a payment is 100K in sweat (NO rainchecks on attendance).
- HOFs and ATHs are to be donated to the overlord, tyrant or the guy who shotgun'd naming rights!
- No voting booths enabled just like home.
- Mining will only be permitted by the mysterious tool 'wrench' and all shafts must be reinforced using timber.
- Communications plantside will only be by means of plastic resin cups and wool thread.
- Pkers will be awarded the highest award, death in the service of the overlord, tyrant or the guy who shotgun'd naming rights!
Now enjoy your visit!
Bagman
Overlord, tyrant or the guy who shotgun'd naming rights of Bagmans Orbital Orb Of the Overlord, Tyrant or the Guy who shotgun'd naming rights of Bagmans Orbital Orb Of the Overlord....you know what I mean, minion!
NOTE:
Remember parrots and eye patches do not classify an individual as a pirate for eating free on Fridays. Wooden legs, three pointed hats and puffy sleeved shirts are legitimate qualifiers.