False. Honestly I never "Woke Up" I came home with a hangover at 6am and said "To Hell with it Ima Stay up Now!" (True Story
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The Person Below Me Has Not taken a shower today before loggin into EU or EF....
-> True

If you crossed me, you'd think you've just met a bear that hibernated in a trashcan.
And the person below me has already thought doing a round-house kick in Chuck Norris's head! BANG!
