If you
DONT know what to do? Make jokes about the Nun
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MrWizard = Mr.Funnyguy
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How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
Tell her she's pregnant!!!
What is the definition of innocence?
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
What is the definition of suspicion?
A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
Two nuns are cycling down a cobbled street.
The first one says "I've never come this way before."
The second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her. Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said. Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?" She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"
