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Originally Posted by Vap0r
Some how I see this turning into a push for new Aussie mobs...
Wombats, Dingos and maybe a roo or two lol 
For those traveling from outside the country, stay away from vegamite- 
Good luck and enjoy the expo! |
You idiot! You don't eat it. You grease the bearings on ya caravan (trailer) with it.
I'll clarify some other things for ya. Wombats are for steering practice (driving) unless you have a roo bar and don't bother, Dingo's are used to thin out unhealthy children (natural selection) and roo's ( well not all the meat the US eats in its Big Macs can be beef).
I think the first aussie mob will be a drop bear. They are found in the wild and drop from trees and eat the brains of unsuspecting Japanese tourists. They have huge talons to crack a skull open and long snout with fish like teeth to rip through the brain matter. If they don't get full on the brains the snout is well adapted for entering via the anal passage and gorging themselves on the intestinal tracts of the victims.