Day 2 part 3
“I thought you’ll never ask!!!”… It was surprising to hear so much enthusiasm from someone who didn’t even have pants. I mean what would he know about money if even those were out of his league. He caught my look and explained: “Don’t pay attention to that – not wearing pants is a statement of my individuality, just like my name”. Well, whatever makes him happy, main question stayed the same.
“Guys, I’m going to show you a gold mine, which will make you pedzillioners as long as you stick to my plan, and stay loyal”.
“Anything you say, boss – lead us!!!”, , Sexy Bull chose a small street north and we took off into the wilderness. Along the way we were getting the instructions: “Basically, what you noobs, sorry, guys going to do are get the magic powder from the animals. That stuff makes people do insane stuff! Remember pictures of freaks with spoons hanging on their nose? Well, here it is child’s play. When you’re skilled enough traveling through space will be a piece of cake.” WOW, this sounded so insane our ears felt like they were growing bigger, just to catch every word given to us. Teleportation?? Magic powder?? DAMN now that was cool. Suddenly we heard a roar.
- “What the hell is this?”
- “Don’t worry guys, these are called daikibas, they are harmless, and they are the ones that’ll make you rich”
- “They don’t sound too friendly, what if they attack??”
- “Attack, shmattack – stop being such pussies, now I got to go, just don’t come too close to it, concentrate and pretend you’re begging for sex from your girlfriends, after coming home with lipstick on your undy’s, wuahahahahaha” and he took off, leaving us there, lost and confused..
OK, let’s try: we came closer, slowly and cautiously, looked at each other, then the beast, then each other, then the beast. I concentrated on it: nothing. I looked at Anigav – he was all red, sweating from his forehead (hehe, I bet this didn’t work on his girlfriend). Nothing. I tried again: concentrating, begging for the unknown from this furry beast – nothing. My partner in strive was doing his best, not breathing, concentrating, when suddenly he passed gas. It wasn’t one of those silent elevator gasses – it was a roar of a hungry lion coming out of his ass. Without warning mob charged at us and started to bite, ripping chunks of meat out of my body, hurting me so bad I couldn’t even scream from pain. Then I died…
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