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Originally Posted by Radio
Looks like a good time was had by all.
What's all this Big John chat?
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Let me help ...
There was this bloke called Ripper who decided to go out for a quick

with some mates. On his way home, a little vulnerable and drunk a

in a cab spotted Ripper and decided his best chance of a

that night was to give the lad a

home. Ripper, unaware but too drunk to care, jumped into the cab thinking only of

. Things were not as they seemed. Within a short ride and a walk to the door a cry of

rang out as Ripper reaslised the

was none other than the notorious Brixton bottom

called 'Big John'. Powerless to resist poor Ripper realised he had a choice between

with Big John or a certain

so young Ripper

and accepted his fate. After a

ing, and a

ing Ripper actually began to like his new friend, the big bad

, and before long but after much

ing and small talk rumour has it they'd

, sweet sweet

. The next day Ripper met up with his mates again for some more

and although claimed he was innocent and

by the whole ordeal if you check the pics in this thread out more carefully there is a twinkle in his eye which says perhaps not

.
That and the fact that the next day he was walking like he had just ridden a shire horse home
PS sorry Rips, I'm sure its all just rumour.