Quote:
Originally Posted by byubi
... I know voting "I am a celebrity" is fun, but please don't unless you really are  ... |
I am Chimp and I refuse to vote on account of the fact that I would be over-exposed
Trivia:
My breakfast today consisted of 3 cups of coffee & 7 Dorchester cigarettes*.
Paris and I will be making a new video soon to replace the one with the limp dude. The rumour that I am considering buying Microsoft from Bill is
just a rumour. My
yacht is moored in San Tropez, which is annoying because I am in Birmingham. Madonna is
not stalking me, but the restraining order against
Sofia Boutella is still in force. 711 is
not my love-child.
Please refrain from embarrassing me with questions like this in the future
*Smoking is bad for you