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Originally Posted by Chimp
I am Chimp and I refuse to vote on account of the fact that I would be over-exposed 
Trivia:
My breakfast today consisted of 3 cups of coffee & 7 Dorchester cigarettes*. Paris and I will be making a new video soon to replace the one with the limp dude. The rumour that I am considering buying Microsoft from Bill is just a rumour. My yacht is moored in San Tropez, which is annoying because I am in Birmingham. Madonna is not stalking me, but the restraining order against Sofia Boutella is still in force. 711 is not my love-child.
Please refrain from embarrassing me with questions like this in the future 
*Smoking is bad for you |
can I get your autographe
