Sometimes people simply shouldn't be allowed to breed, for the sake of the rest of the world!
Joke or not, this is a MORONIC suggestion to say the least. I can tell you now that if this idea goes to pass, EVERY SINGLE NOOB WILL LEAVE. No new players = no regular loots =
EU goes "bbppttt" and dies.
Install a breathalyser on your computer so you don't make these inane suggestions without at least PART of your brain working, kthnxbye.
Oh yes, and -rep for the thread.