WHAT do I say ???
Well best of all is that BEFORE responding here, I read your profile and .....
Occupation
Behavioral Analyst; Counselor; Psychology Professor and Professional Life Coach
.... THAT left poor dog as if he was standing between four lamp posts - not a leg to stand on !!
Whatever I say, will lead you to having a field day - PROFESSOR indeed - bad enough that my brother is a Professor (now retired) thinks he knows everything - and - of course - DOG being second born knows NOTHING.
Not a problem for me - he was born first and took all the brains - by the time I was born - no brains left.
Can I say anything in my defence ? - I "can" say anything I like but all I will do then is PROVE everyone else right - better to remain silent and leave "some" doubt in peoples minds !!
He who laughs last - laughs .....
Why would I say that ? - Simply because you missed out on a massive offer of a bribe - I saw you in the Sakura Trade Centre in the opposite corner from your favourite position (next to the magic HOFing m/c !!) AND I had just returned from a hunt - ostensibly to hunt Berycled Stalkers in the 1st LA North of Sakura - only to be bitterly disappointed as the soc who won that LA have not maintained it - it was devoid of all creatures - except for a forlorn DOG in Ghost !!
oh yes - the bribe (gosh I DO get carried away - do I not !!) - I said words to the effect of "What is it worth to you - to take a new screen print of me in my Armour (yes WE Aussies SPELL that correctly !!) and for you to then destroy the incriminating evidence of ....
(STREAKER) DOG !!
p.s. count yourselves lucky that
MA have not (yet ?) allowed for a male thong ('G'-String) - OH BOY - (Aussie) DOG would be 1st in line for that !!