Dear Entropia Player,
Thank you for your $$$$. We appreciate your business. You are now reading a Cookie Cutter Response to all support cases. Sorry for your lost, but please continue to put money in and later on forget about the whole thing. (Please read EULA which states in fine print .. ... .... .... . ... ... .. ... ..... .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. ...... .. .. .. .... .. .. .. ..... .. .. .... .. .... .... ... ..... .. .. ...) As you can see, it perfectly reads that you're fucked! You clearly click the "I agree" Button to enter the Game.
As expected with every new VU's introduced, your skills will be again nerfed, loot will be less, claim bugs will be swept under the rug, and Armor/Clothing decay when un-equipping will increase to 1 ped instead of the measly 1 - 2 pecs. This increase is required so that
MA employees will each have a Ferrari Modena as their company car. (We need transportation too) And Gas prices are going up!
You may soon leave the game, sell all your items, your skills and cash out. The Bank withdrawal fee will be increased to 50% from 10% and a minimum of 100,000 peds require to withdraw. We are not worried because despite the High Attrition rate, there will be new noobs joining, and we will take . . err do business with them. Or as mentioned earlier, you'll forget the whole thing, forget about the 200 peds you've lost (or whatever amount it was. Doesn't matter because it's ours now!) and continue to play our wonderful game. You know you will.
Message to USA Citizens: Sorry to hear the US dollar is only worth 4 cents now. The Federal Reserve System Incorporated have decided to lower the interest rates again which increase the money supply to 300 billion dollars in this last year. We know that Counterfeiting money is illegal and will inflate the value of the dollar, but only the Private Bank "The Fed" can do this.
Please consider moving to China or India. Since all the jobs are being imported in those regions, and those two countries are buying up the Real Money: Gold and Silver. What made you think those paper things you're carrying in your pockets are worth anything? At least start asking your employer to pay you Euro's (follow what Victoria Secret Model
Giselle Bundchen did) The Canadian dollar is doing better than the US Dollar now too. The US dollar will crash soon, and we will be glad to take the Amero after the North American Union completes.
Despite your frustration and unable to resolve your problem, we thank you for your continued enjoyment on playing Entropia Universe. We are always here to Over-promise and Under-deliver. By the way, did you see the new graphics on your Ava? We hate to see you leave and miss out on the opportunity to buy new Virtual Clothes so you can get ample +reps on the Entropia Forum when you post new pics. The Cryo-Engine is coming soon too! We are excited that you are back with us and enthusiastic about playing another hunting/mining/crafting run to hopefully get that "All Time High" that you've promised yourself.
Kind Regards,
Entropia Support
Ps Hope you guys like my Funny post. 