My story is more trueiest. Mine is so true, they have changed the swearing in of witnesses at court procedings.
Baliff: Place your right hand on the bible.
Do you swear to tell the cheeky monkey haiku,
the whole cheeky monkey haiku,
and just the cheeky monkey haiku.
Witness: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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