Love the thread
1: Bday party a mate´s place afther which I took a shit in his sisters room on a chair mistaking it for the toilet..
2:Party, Crashed on a couch and when I woke up i found out They superglued my pants and shirt to it..
3.tried to nick the barmans ciggaretes even though we where the only 3 people in the bar, This one was really really dumb as he was watching while i tried to take it from the bar
4.Was really shitfaced and thought id take my dads car for a spin, mistook the R for recht vooruit(Right Ahead) and smashed the tiny VWgolf behind it to pieces...
5. Same car, Just now i managed to bring this one to its final destination..
6.Started telling a bunch of runk Irish tourirst jokes about IRA, Irish and all bad thing that go about with Irish, thinking they where laughing at it. Woke up up with a serious black eye and some bruises
7.Threw my own bycicle in a canal afther been mad i got a flat tire, ended up been arrested. They thought it was someone else his bike.
back to studying with the few briancells i got left...