rofl safara!
Hey I'm in Perth, so not that much help I guess, except to say that Sydney's a nice place. Don't miss the obvious ones like the bridge and the opera house. When I was in Sydney for a couple of weeks, a few years ago, I actually got a lot out of just wandering around on foot, on both sides of the bridge.
Come to Perth and we'll show you the good stuff
Welcome to Paradise indeed!