Wait, it's not Marco that's gonna be examining this according to the post Bertha intercepted, because Marco is the Community RELATIONS Director, whereas the post says "Community Director".
I guess
MA created a new position for someone so they can tell us to bend over and take it.
As for the server load, add loot to reduce the number of divide by zero errors.
-or-
ADD MORE SERVERS TO DISTRIBUTE THE WORKLOAD (duh)
As for the community relations director, start relating, mister.
AG