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Night's Sloppy Coding Techniques
Posted 12-14-2007 at 01:07 by NightwolfAA2k5
Welcome to Night's sloppy coding techniques, the blog entry that teaches you to write (bad) code...
1. Do not comment your code.
2. Make the function 500 lines longer when the function could instead be 50 lines.
3. Do not use the garbage collector.
4. Follow null pointers.
5. Use undeclared variables
6. Do not optimize your code
7. Use as many nested if statements as you can possibly use
8. as (7) above but for arrays.
9. Make sure each line of code doesn't have some sort of documentation, complements (1) above.
10. Do not make it easy for people to work the program out
enjoy
- Nightwolf
1. Do not comment your code.
2. Make the function 500 lines longer when the function could instead be 50 lines.
3. Do not use the garbage collector.
4. Follow null pointers.
5. Use undeclared variables
6. Do not optimize your code
7. Use as many nested if statements as you can possibly use
8. as (7) above but for arrays.
9. Make sure each line of code doesn't have some sort of documentation, complements (1) above.
10. Do not make it easy for people to work the program out
enjoy
- Nightwolf
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