Buried Alive: my plan to prevent this happening

Last night as I was lying in bed I started worrying about being buried alive and how horrific that would be

What's wrong with me? Why couldn't I think about my plans for the next day or my imaginary girlfriend or even just go to sleep?

Oh, then I started worrying about having scary nightmares about being buried alive! <lol>

Anyway, the upside of this is that I came up with a cunning plan to avoid the horrific scenario of waking up one day 6 feet under: I plan to become an organ donor.

In the past I've always resisted the option of carrying an organ donor card coz I have some irrational fear that somehow this is going to affect my destiny and I'm going to walk under a bus or something and find bits of my body in other people.

Seriously, I honestly feel that at some unconscious level by agreeing to donate the organs in my dead body it would somehow affect my behaviour making me more likely to die suddenly in an accident!!???

But I don't understand why I feel like that.

If it stops me getting buried alive though I'm prepared to give it a go. And of course it's the altruistic thing to do and any good citizen should sign up to do this.

Believe it or not it didn't stop there. My insomnia continued with me considering the possibility of surgeons removing organs from my 'not quite dead' body with me still managing to hang on by the thinnest of threads to life and not awakening until the first few shovels of earth thudded onto my coffin!

I mean I really can't see the surgeon doing some kind of non-invasive key-hole surgery on what he assumes is my life-less corpse which would give me some hope of surviving an organ removal?

They would have an easy day wouldn't they? Just get stuck and to Hell with any collateral damage they might do.

Then I went through the transplant organs that I knew about. Kidneys they'd probably take both out and that would do me in. Same with liver I guess (though mine probably isn't that good a choice due to my past lifestyle).

Heart would be safest bet of course. But what about eyes?

I mean can you imagine waking up one day and realising that you're suddenly blind! <YIKES!> Then you realise that the reason you're blind is because someone has cut out your eyes!!! <YIKES!>

Then to top it all off you find that you're also buried alive with no hope of escape!!!!!!!!!!! <YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES>

Anyway, then I started to have second thoughts about the above plan coz I eventually realised I'd be throwing away a chance of being discovered I wasn't really dead by one of the transplant surgeons.

It's a tough call though...I need to think more about this and I'll let you know if I come up with a better plan.