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What is humour? That's a really big question. I am a very sarcastic and ironic person. I twist and turn nearly every line i hear or read and turns it into something silly. NOT always fun for some, because people often dont know if Im joking or serious
 - but lots of fun for me. And I dunno - I cant help it! BAD humour? What is that. Are there even bad humour? Can you talk about humour levels? Some funny things aint funny before a good time AFTER they happend: ~ ll ~ Oke - MANY years ago I worked in a toy-store. My boss at that point (before I got to be the boss  ) was talking to customers and taking the payments while I was wrapping the toys (it was at Christmas time). A lady walked in - and she got to the desk. My - at that time - very smiling and funny boss said: When's it gonna be? The lady looked up: Gonna be what?? she said, obviously surpriced! I ran VERY fast into the office, nearly puking from laughing. I know! That was NOT funny? But she LOOKED pregnant! Another time. A friend of mine had this colleagues (which normal working people has). One morning a guy next came to work, clapped another colleague on the shoulder and said with a huge, evil smile "wtf, they didnt fire you yet?" ... 1 hour later the guy he clapped on the shoulder, was told to go to the boss - and he got fired! ~  ~I know - the above was very evil and BAD - but it didnt happend in purpose. The joke here is, that people was trying to be fun and nice - but it turned out to be cruel and nasty . Nevertheless I just love that kind of stuff. And yes, some might think I'm nasty (and I am). But I could not live without the laugh. Even very hard times are easier to get through if you can laugh!Humour just sometimes gives you a thrill! Some diaries on this forum is so funny I'm really close to crack up! Humour can be reliefing! Im so happy the priest and I have the same kind of humour. Its so sad sitting there laughing alone when looking at something silly - or having to spend time explaining a joke or something you find funny - its just not the same joke after an hour *rolleyes*! With a good sense of humour you can go broad. It doesnt all have to be so serious! SO when things goes wrong in RL as in PE - when we have all our personal tests and VU's and bugs and lag - just laugh! Life is nothing but one big joke anyway! (... and you really think I believe that??  ) |
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03-24-2006, 08:09
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House-Owner <3
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Ann Lykke TheNun Soc: ~ Church of Lootius ~ just a nun ;)
Location: On my knees! ... Praying for loot ...
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I'm sure I can learn to smoke the cuba'nian cigars too ...
 Stickwitu by Pussycat Dolls Oohooh ooh oohooh ooh... C'mon! I don't wanna go another day So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind Seems like everybody is breaking up And throwing their love away But I know I got a good thing right here That's why I say (Hey) Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u I don't wanna go another day So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind See the way we ride, in our private lives Ain't nobody gettin' in between I want you to know that, you're the only one for me (one for me) (What I'm sayin') Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u And now, ain't nothing else I can need And now, I'm singing 'cause you're so, so into me I got you, we'll be making love endlessly I'm with you (baby I'm with you) Baby you're with me (baby you're with me, higher) So don't cha worry about People hanging around They ain't bringing us down I know you, and you know me And that's all that counts So don't cha worry about People hanging around They ain't bringing us down I know you, and you know me And that's, that's why I say (Hey) Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u (come on) You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u |
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03-27-2006, 12:20
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House-Owner <3
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Location: On my knees! ... Praying for loot ...
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Inspired from this thread, I realised there are lots of also tiny stuff that really annoyes me:
- Vegetables and fruit that gets poor only 1/2 day after you get home with them - because the warehouses keep them too cold, to keep them fresh-looking to cheat the customers. - People on bikes just driving in and out of cars without looking, because they expect others to look for them. - To get to the toilet and see that the one before me actually used the last toiletpaper and ALSO actually forgot to put up some new! - People (mainly males THANK GOD) snotting on the streets  - When they choose to wash the supermarket floor in the opening time, so you have to be carefull not to slip in the soap ... - When the politicians which screems about "not enough money to make more child care centers" are the same that spend the tax-payers money on expencive business diners with wine, champain and hookers! - Flowers dieing EVEN THOUGH i DO water them! - People trying to tell a joke, but then fail - and then try to explain it - but fail again! AND people with no humour at all .... the WORSE KIND  - Women believing that a LOT of make up makes them look prettier .. guess they forgot that the same guys they hook home will see them again in the morning *shrugs* - Expencive restaurants with bad food doesnt impress me much! - People who cant resist being polite, cute and political correct all the time. It's just not natural  - Cans you can't open ... unless you are superwoman! - When I fill the car with gasolin and 2 hours later see that the prices are falled drasticly. - My mom when she points fingers at me - even though Im 36 and far above the age were I believe she has anything to say about my life. - Pen's in your bag that wont work when you need them! - People calling you from a hidden number, not leaving a message on the mashine! - People whining and complaining about things without doing something about it! - People talking to me with a bad breath! - The neverending pile of dirty clothes to wash even though you wash ALL the time! - when you have a quicky  but forget the towel ...AH well - Im at work - might update the list later (still loooooooove the priest though  ) |
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04-03-2006, 06:34
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House-Owner <3
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Ann Lykke TheNun Soc: ~ Church of Lootius ~ just a nun ;)
Location: On my knees! ... Praying for loot ...
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Hushhhshhhhhh ...
Silence .. don't need to speak sometimes just the look into your eyes tells me more than thousands of words Hushhhshhhhh ... Just the touch from your hand tells me how you feel no need to explain no need to do anything else Hushhhshhhh ... There's no sounds, no nothing only you and me in the same world a crystal ball were we sit inside sheltered ... watching the world goes by watching the people go by ... the tiny small, busy people ... running we don't need words watching each other watching ... and then just smiling Hushhhshhhh ... Silence ... watching, feeling our thoughts meet banging in the air no need for words no need for anything as long as we have each other Love says more than anything else Love doesn't need words ... |
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04-05-2006, 06:37
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House-Owner <3
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Ann Lykke TheNun Soc: ~ Church of Lootius ~ just a nun ;)
Location: On my knees! ... Praying for loot ...
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Now here is my secret, very simply secret: you can only see things clearly with your heart. What is essential is invisible to the eye.
(Antoine de Saint-Exupéry) "I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it." ~~Picasso~~ "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." ~~ Martin Luther King, Jr.~~ "It is well that there is no one without a fault; for he would not have a friend in the world." ~~William Hazlitt (1778-1830)~~ "He who asks is a fool for five minutes. He who doesn't ask is a fool forever." ~~Chinese proverb~~ "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." ~~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~~ "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." ~~Shakespeare~~ "The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back." ~~Abigail Van Buren~~ "You cannot become what you need to be by remaining what you are." ~~Unknown~~ "If the eyes are looked upon as the windows to the soul... Then a smile must be the doorway to the heart." ~~Unknown~~ "When we can begin to take our failures nonseriously, it means we are ceasing to be afraid of them. It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves." ~~Katherine Mansfield~~ |
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04-07-2006, 08:09
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House-Owner <3
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Ann Lykke TheNun Soc: ~ Church of Lootius ~ just a nun ;)
Location: On my knees! ... Praying for loot ...
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Heard this song a couple of times before I really realized what it was about. It's so sad - but still very beautiful. It's something which is tabu - but it's there. When I heard the words I felt really sad - but also blessed, that the day 13 years ago when others told me to get an abortion, I desided to "let live" because I had to take the responsibility of my own mistakes and noone has to suffer for that. Now looking at my beautifull 13 year old daughter I know, that she was meant to be - she i definitely sunshine in my life and the thought about her never being here is truly hurtfull! This is not to put up questions about what is wrong and what is right. Every case is different. It's something too deap to set up in boxes! I'm just happy I KNOW I did the right thing back then. And no matter the costs I would do it all over again - and I would also do it once more if I had to!  Happy Birthday by Flipsyde Happy Birthday...so make a wish Please accept my apologies, wonder what would have been Would you've been a little angel or an angel of sin? Tom-boy running around, hanging with all the guys. Or a little tough boy with beautiful brown eyes? I payed for the murder before they determined the sex Choosing our life over your life meant your death And you never got a chance to even open your eyes Sometimes I wonder as a fetus if you faught for your life? Would you have been a little genius in love with math? Would you have played in your schoolclothes and made me mad? Would you have been a little rapper like your papa da Piper? Would you have made me quit smokin' by finding one of my lighters? I wonder about your skintone and shape of your nose? And the way you would have laughed and talked fast or slow? Think about it every year, so I picked up a pen Happy birthday, love you whoever you woulda been Happy birthday... All I thought was a dream (make a wish) Was as real as it seemed (happy birthday) All I thought was a dream (make a wish) Was as real as it seemed I made a mistake! I've got a millon excuses to why you died Bet the people got their own reasons for homicide Who's to say it woulda worked, and who's to say it wouldn't have? I was young and strugglin' but old enough to be your dad The fear of being a father has never disappeared Pondering frequently while I'm zippin' on my beer My vision of a family was artificial and fake So when it came time to create I made a mistake Now you've got a little brother maybe he's really you? Maybe you really forgave us knowin' we was confused? Maybe everytime that he smiles it's you proudly knowin' that your father's doin' the right thing now? I never tell a woman what to do with her body But if she don't love children then we can't party Think about it every year, so I picked up a pen Happy birthday, love you whoever you woulda been Happy birthday... All I thought was a dream (make a wish) Was as real as it seemed (happy birthday) All I thought was a dream (yeah, make a wish) Was as real as it seemed I made a mistake! And from the heavens to the womb to the heavens again From the endin' to the endin', ne |