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House-Owner <3
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Ann Lykke TheNun Soc: ~ Church of Lootius ~ just a nun ;)
Location: On my knees! ... Praying for loot ...
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Just heading home ... and forgot all about this song too! Thought you should have it
![]() The Way You Are by Heli Simpson Take a look around Tell me what you see Are you looking for a good time baby? Do you ever think of me Come on, hey! Please let me know If you can sleep at night For I know the reason, heh heh And it makes me feel alright Take a look around Tell me what you see Are you looking for a good time baby And do you ever think of me Together we can touch the sun Reaching through the moon and stars Baby, life has just begun But most of all, I want you the way you are We're gonna take a trip That's so cool, so sweet In a rocket ship It's gonna be exactly what we need I want you to know What you mean to me Dreams sometimes come true When we're surrounded by positivity Together we can touch the sun Reaching through the moon and stars Baby, life has just begun But most of all, I want you the way you are You the way you are ![]() |
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House-Owner <3
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Ann Lykke TheNun Soc: ~ Church of Lootius ~ just a nun ;)
Location: On my knees! ... Praying for loot ...
EFD: 5,629.19
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While surfing on the internet (well, that happends ....) I found the "Why Chuck Norris is God"-thingy .. but I ALSO found this "Why Vin Diesel is God"-thingy .. and thats REALLY funny *G* ...
(we all know that the only God is Lootius .. but still .. we have room for humour )---------------------------------------------- When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny. If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives." When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel. There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. So fuck you, team. When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live. Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence. When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead. Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas. Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Vin Diesel speaks in Dolby 5.1 surround sound. Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill. Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear. Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit. You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another. Vin Diesel can divide by zero. In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won. If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital. Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North - they point in the direction of Vin Diesel. He just likes to sit on a lawn chair and shout, "Jackets are for pussies!" at the Acrtic researchers. Vin Diesel singlehandedly re-aligns the sun depending on which country he is in, so that he can always order from the breakfast menu at McDonalds The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face. When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Whenever Vin Diesel puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him. On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. |
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House-Owner <3
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Ann Lykke TheNun Soc: ~ Church of Lootius ~ just a nun ;)
Location: On my knees! ... Praying for loot ...
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SO this is christmas ... First year without being able to celebrate christmas with my little girl, Amanda. Thats my own choise - but still its hard. We had such a great time this morning, singing and playing - collecting her new doll house and stuff - and then the
came to pick her up.When she left I sat down in my sofa and thought about how it would be when not having her around this special evening? She is 3 - and suddenly I remembered my first christmas. I was excactly her age - as my birthday is 10 days after hers. One month or so before, I was forcibly removed from my home ... as my parents couldt take care of me in any ways. The first place after I went to was to a hospital with fully callout. I still remember the sirene and the "nice" man who carried me from the ambulance and into the arrival at the hospital. Well, after a month of treatmeant .. it was christmas - I remember santa - he was HUGE .... and I also remember the christmas tree and that all the children had to hold hands through scarfes - to prevent infection! Isnt that weird? A thing happend SO many years ago suddenly pops up? Christmas eve came - I was with my nearest, small family - my parents, brother and my oldest girl, Sarah. The evening was very nice and cosy - and even though Amanda wasnt there - I felt blessed, I was with people, I love and care about. I hope you all had a very nice evening/day or will have it tomorrow! In only two days Peter is coming for a whole week. That will make the ending of this year - AND the beginning of next year absolutely perfect ![]() |
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Ann Lykke TheNun Soc: ~ Church of Lootius ~ just a nun ;)
Location: On my knees! ... Praying for loot ...
EFD: 5,629.19
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Space is really beautifull. People who has not yet been there has NO clue! Then they would understand the enthusiasm some players have when they are talking about it - and then they would understand why people are going back. Im back on Calypso atm to take care of some disciples - but I will be back in space as quick as you can say Lootius
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Ann Lykke TheNun Soc: ~ Church of Lootius ~ just a nun ;)
Location: On my knees! ... Praying for loot ...
EFD: 5,629.19
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I know, its long - but still ...
The Fox and the Little Prince From the Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery it was then that the fox appeared. "good morning" said the fox. "good morning" the little prince responded politely altho when he turned around he saw nothing. "I am right here" the voice said, "under the apple tree." "who are you?" asked the little prince, and added, "You are very pretty to look at." "I am a fox", the fox said. "Come and play with me," proposed the little prince, "I am so unhappy." "I cannot play with you," the fox said, "I am not tamed." "AH please excuse me,"said the little prince. But after some thought, he added: "what does that mean...tame'?" "you do not live here," said the fox, "what is it you are looking for?" "I am looking for men," said the little prince. "What does that mean...tame?" "Men,"said the fox, "they have guns, and they hunt. It is very disturbing. They also raise chickens. These are their only interests. Are you looking for chickens?" "No," said the little prince. "I am looking for friends. What does that mean... tame?" "It is an act too often neglected," said the fox. "It means to establish ties." "To establish ties?" "Just that," said the fox. "to me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world. . ." "I am beginning to understand," said the little prince. "There is a flower. . .I think she has tamed me. . ." "It is possible," said the fox. "On earth one sees all sorts of things." "Oh but this is not on the earth!" said the little prince. The fox seemed perplexed, and very curious. "On another planet?" "Yes" "Are there hunters on that planet?" "No" "Ah that's interesting! Are there chickens?" "No" "Nothing is perfect," sighed the fox. But he came back to his idea. "My life is very monotonous," he said. "I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All chickens are just alike, and all the men are just alike. And in consequence, I am a little bored. But if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life. I shall know the sound of a step that will be different from all the others. Other steps send me hurrying back underneath the ground. Yours will call me, like music out of my burrow. And then look: you see the grain-fields down yonder? I do not eat bread. Wheat is of no use to me. The wheat fields have nothing to say to me. And that is sad. But you have hair that is the color of gold. Think how wonderful that will be when you have tamed me! The grain, which is also golden, will bring me back the thought of you. And I shall love to listen to the wind in the wheat. . ." The fox gazed at the little prince, for a long time. "Please ...tame me!" he said. "I want to, very much," the little prince replied. "But I have not much time. I have friends to discover, and a great many things to understand." "One only understands the things that one tames," said the fox. "Men have no more time to understand anything. They buy things all ready made at the shops. But there is no shop anywhere where one can buy friendship, and so men have no friends any more. If you want a friend, tame me. . ." "What must I do, to tame you? asked the little prince. "You must be very patient," replied the fox. First you will sit down at a little distance from me -like that-in the grass. I shall look at you out of the corner of my eye, and you will say nothing. Words are the source of misunderstandings. But you will sit a little closer to me, every day..." The next day the little prince came back. "It would have been better to come back at the same hour," said the fox. "If for example, you came at four o'clock in the afternoon, then at three o'clock I shall begin to be happy. I shall feel happier and happier as the hour advances. At four o'clock, I shall be worrying and jumping about. I shall show you how happy I am! But if you come at just any time, I shall never know at what hour my heart is ready to greet you. . . One must observe the proper rites. . ." "What is a rite?" asked the little prince. "Those also are actions too often neglected," said the fox. "they are what make one day different from other days, one hour different from other hours. There is a rite, for example, among my hunters. Every Thursday they danse with the village girls. So Thursday is a wonderful day for me! I can take a walk as far as the vineyards. But if the hunters danced at just any time, every day would be like every other day, and I should never have any vacation at all." So the little prince tamed the fox. And when the hour of his departure drew near... "Ah," said the fox, "I shall cry." "It is your own fault," said the little prince. "I never wished you any sort of harm; but you wanted me to tame you. . ." "Yes that is so", said the fox. "But now you are going to cry!" said the little prince. "Yes that is so" said the fox. "Then it has done you no good at all!" "It has done me good," said the fox, "because of the color of the wheat fields." And then he added: "go and look again at the roses. You will understand now that yours is unique in all the world. Then come back to say goodbye to me, and I will make you a present of a secret." The little prince went away, to look again at the roses. "You are not at all like my rose," he said. "As yet you are nothing. No one has tamed you, and you have tamed no one. You are like my fox when I first knew him. He was only a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But I have made a friend, and now he is unique in all the world." And the roses were very much embarrassed. "You are beautiful, but you are empty," he went on. "One could not die for you. To be sure, an ordinary passerby would think that my rose looked just like you --the rose that belongs to me. But in herself alone she is more important than all the hundreds of you other roses: because it is she that I have watered; because it is she that I have put under the glass globe; because it is for her that I have killed the caterpillars (except the two or three we saved to become butterflies); because it is she that I have listened to, when she grumbled, or boasted, or even sometimes when she said nothing. Because she is MY rose." And he went back to meet the fox. "Goodbye" he said. "Goodbye," said the fox. "And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." "What is essential is invisible to the eye," the little prince repeated, so that he would be sure to remember. "It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important. "It is the time I have wasted for my rose"said the little prince so he would be sure to remember. "Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. You are responsible for your rose. . ." "I am responsible for my rose," the little prince repeated, so that he would be sure to remember. |
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