Naked Skalman fisting (no lube required)

[NotVF]

Yeah, that's right, you wimps.

ANYONE dares going naked against spiders armed with mighty TT knuckles. Heck, they dropped like flies in our web.

We found you a REAL challenge THIS time.

Naked Skalman Fisting.

We propose that whoever wants to participate in this event will contribute 5 PEDs to our cause. We will keep a list of actual entries within this post. You ARE expected to show up and fork over the 5 PEDs at the evening, or before that. Failure to do so will ensure that we'll bribe 711 into letting us publically shame you for months to come.

In other words, if you're IN the list, you pay, or you PAY. Capiche?

Good. Now we have the legal stuff out of the way, here's the actual deal. Skalman will meet the whole team of us in a ring. We will hire (meaning beg them until they give in) bodyguards to ensure no hecklers will sneak in, and if they DO manage to sneak in, they'll be toasted.

We go up against Skalman, who will be allowed to use whichever weapon or FAP he desires. If, after a certain designated period (yet to be determined), Skalman is alive, he will walk out with the full amount of PEDs. Should anyone manage to deal Skalman a fatal blow, he/she will walk away with the money.

Alternatively, either can choose to donate the money to a good cause, namely the SUPPLYLYKKEANDVFWITHMODFAP foundation. (That *was* a joke, before you start crying foul play).

What say you? Yay or Nay? Please use the completely impartial poll to indicate your choice.

[Ron Kovich]

spider stalker r tough...but they dont fap...skalman is a "fapping war machine"....

[demoniac]

I'm not sure you can fit enough tt fisters in the ring to do the kind of dmg/sec required

[kalanen]

D-E-F-I-N-E-T-E-L-Y

[JohnCapital]

I love it!

Couple things:

• I assume Skalman has already agreed to this?
• I assume Skalman (nor anyone else) will not be wearing armor?
• Where do I sign up?

y'knew someone would use this emote. Figured I might as well be 1st.

[NotVF]

Originally Posted by JohnCapital

I love it!

Couple things:

• I assume Skalman has already agreed to this?
• I assume Skalman (nor anyone else) will not be wearing armor?
• Where do I sign up?

y'knew someone would use this emote. Figured I might as well be 1st.

* He has.
* We won't be. Whether he feels bold enough to not wear armour will be left up to him.
* Right here If we get a decent prizepot together (let's say 100 peds+), we'll try and figure out a way to actually meet up people to confirm their entry in this event.

[ragethecorp]

It sounds like tons-of-fun, but if my internet doesn't get better I can't even log onto EU... I'll sign up later if I think I'll actually make it.

P.S. Public shaming doesn't scare me.

[Jamhot]

JamhotTV will be there for sure to cover this momentus event! Good luck Skalman seems you might need it these guys want blood!

Good Luck everyone.

Jamhot

P.S. Count me in

[JohnCapital]

Originally Posted by demoniac

I'm not sure you can fit enough tt fisters in the ring to do the kind of dmg/sec required

Originally Posted by Ron Kovich

spider stalker r tough...but they dont fap...skalman is a "fapping war machine"....

Let's check the math:

Assume TT fists doing avg. dmg of 4.7/sec.
Assume 8 of us can hit him at a time. (Can't see how more than that can reach him at once.)
8*4.7=37.6/sec avg.

Mod fap heals 160 every 2 secs, or 80/sec. avg.

Looks like this will be a difficult, not to say impossible, task.

Therefore, we must try it.

[AlphaGeek]

This should be sponsored by Tristan Taormino or Garcen Lubricant.

AG