CALYPSISMS (a collection of eternal verities)

[Lane]

This is a cultural spot, where sayings and aphorisms that we used on earth are applied to life here on the New Home Planet. Please feel free to add any you come up with.

A Trox in the hand is worth two in the wilderness..
Look after the pecs, and the peds will take care of themselves.
A FAP in time saves nine.
Life is like a Breer M1a . . .you know it will run out one day, but you can't be sure when!
Never buy a ticket till your sitting on the ship.
Every NERF is a step towards your next HOF.
Trust in God, but but tie up your Exosaur.
Dianum is a girl's Best Friend.
Heard about the Dutch boy who saved his village by sticking his finger in a Diak?
All that glisters is not Lysterium

[Lane]

Here's one for behind the bar at CND
Never count your Troxes until they hatch.

[Rookie]

Never count your crafting globals before they're batched....

[Lane]

nice one! Here's some more...

Red sky at night - oilrig's alight;
Red sky in the morning - Allophyll's spawning.

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But not as efficiently as an Alpha Atrox!

If you're lonely...get a disciple.

Beware the mentor bearing gifts.

See some dung and pick it up
And all the day you'll have
A huge pile of shit in your inventory!

The best things in life are free
(after MA's percentage of course!!


this one comes from the famous Wickembreaux wooden fertility horses
that are still used today in Morris Dancing which is a ritualistic dance to the heathen fertility Gods..."don't look a gifthorse in the mouth". When we arrived on Calypso it became "Don't look a Equus Provider in the mouth when you shoot it" and it has deteriorated into...
Don't look an Allophyl Prowler in the electro-probiscii

Always carry a spare extractor - you never know. Cause if you don't you might get a HOF.

If it ain't broke don't TT it!

I like this one
Ever noticed how an Argonaut will always fall butt-ery side up?

There's always somebody worse off than you...NO HONESTLY THERE IS!

Spare the Justifier and spoil the Hogglo

Never change a Faucervix Dominant in mid health bar.

The best way to travel is shank's pony...it's also the only way

I hope a few more ppl will put their 2 pecs worth in

[Psionic22]

a sweat saved is a sweat earned
It is better to have hoffed and lost then never to have hoffed at all

[Lane]

nice ones Psionic...thanks

[Fericious]

I will gladly pay you tuesday, for some medium cells today.
Loot is like a box of chocalates. You don't know what you get till you open it.

[andy5579]

Never fire grenades in a glass house!

A turp in the hand is worth two in the bush!

[Java JC]

A Papplon a day keeps the Biotropian away.

[Lane]

A Papplon a day...excellent!