Stupid things i´ve done when drunk IRL

[CycoKick]

Love the thread

1: Bday party a mate´s place afther which I took a shit in his sisters room on a chair mistaking it for the toilet..
2:Party, Crashed on a couch and when I woke up i found out They superglued my pants and shirt to it..
3.tried to nick the barmans ciggaretes even though we where the only 3 people in the bar, This one was really really dumb as he was watching while i tried to take it from the bar
4.Was really shitfaced and thought id take my dads car for a spin, mistook the R for recht vooruit(Right Ahead) and smashed the tiny VWgolf behind it to pieces...
5. Same car, Just now i managed to bring this one to its final destination..
6.Started telling a bunch of runk Irish tourirst jokes about IRA, Irish and all bad thing that go about with Irish, thinking they where laughing at it. Woke up up with a serious black eye and some bruises
7.Threw my own bycicle in a canal afther been mad i got a flat tire, ended up been arrested. They thought it was someone else his bike.

back to studying with the few briancells i got left...

[Nebu]

Originally Posted by CycoKick

7.Threw my own bycicle in a canal afther been mad i got a flat tire, ended up been arrested. They thought it was someone else his bike.

The dutch never cease to amaze me

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[Zefram]

Definitely a stupid thing to do while beeing drunk

Check out the youtube link in the article

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/mai.../sfnbel111.xml

[Staffas]

Time for a Bump and some new stories:

1. ok, I am just going to post all places I have been lost at, all is about first time in the city and all while quite drunk, here we go: Mombay (India), Los Angeles (USA), Denver (USA), Hong Kong and Malmö (Sweden)

2. Stoped by the police in Palm Beach, Florida, while I was in the pasenger seat of a car with some dude that I hardly knew but I knew that he was also drunk like hell (he was driving me home). Police let him go with a warning since we had been responsible enough to let him drive and not me.

3. Drunk in sweden, i went to the local Jehovas boulding called "rikets sal" in sweden, rearanged the letters and proudly looked in the newspaiper the next day where it was a big photo of the new sign "Jehovas likes ass"

4. Before work i mistook the voka for milk and made a vodka with cereal breakfast. (I was drunk beofre that breakfast)

5. after a heavy night of wiskey I first managed to win €11k on BJ, then loose €6,250 on one hand.

6. Walked straight into a wall (didnt see it) and broke my nose.

7. Climbed ontop of a building naked (for those that are from that area it was "Pylonen" in Borlänge)

8. Invited a killer on a party and ended up with a gun to my head. Got out of it by convinsing him that I wanted to buy a gun from him, and then we went on a motorbike ride through the town.

9. Threw up in my own pocket, because I didnt want to make a mess at the place where I was partying.

10. Went on the famous (?) ships between Stockholm and Helsinki, got drunk, stole the cleaning staffs carts and went for a drive down the stairs. Same trip, I walked into the wrong cabin and peed on the floor between the beds.

11. Another boat ride, this time from stockholm to Åland between sweden and finland. This one had lots of strange episodes. To start with, this is a boat for elderly people (mainly) and therefor the bars onboard closed at like 11pm, well that didnt mather anyway since me and a mate got baned from the bars after 30 minutes. So we shared a liter of vodka in the cabin and then went off to have some fun, wich included:
*breaking open a mailbox and reading peoples postcards
*pee in the hallways while the security screamed at us
*endind up at a party for the staff (including the abowe mentioned security)
*steeling the handcuffs from the same security
*using the handcuffs to attach my friend to a bed, and then bring the security and yell at him since he aparently locked my friend to his bed
*taking a walk around the ship on the ice, this got stoped halfway around when (guess who) the security started screaming that there was no ice infront of us.

In EU its probably buying 2*A105 when I only wanted one, but was to drunk so at the time I bought my second one that I had totaly forgoten about buying the first one (3 minutes earlier).

thats it for me right now

[MistyDawn]

I kissed a girl who was a boy...




p.s. I enjoyed it

[Staffas]

haha, same here, started to notise something was wrong when I realised she had a beginning of a beard.

[Jacke_liten]

LOL!
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