Stupid things i´ve done when drunk IRL

[StrongMinded]

After reading the entire thread of the "stolen" apartment i just had to start this thread..

Post your worst/funniest/weirdest/nastiest things you´ve done while on the liquid diet!!

I´ll start off with this:

Me IRL a few years ago..

My girlfriend moved to a different town so i could only be with her on weekends...

Went to a party and then to the pub with her and got way to drunk so she sent me home in a cab with the keys to the apartment.

Left cab, drunk as hell still, took the elevator up, put in the key to unlock door and wtf... It doesn´t work! I tried and tried again but it just wouldn´t work...

After a while i got tired and passed out on the floor outside the door... Woke up with my gf looking at me with a strange look on her face... She helped me one floor down and we got in her apartment...

I wonder why the neighbor had that angry face on him when i met him the next weekend! lol

[dj.]

OMG your crazy, I could fill up the first 20 pages all by myself lol

[StrongMinded]

Originally Posted by dj.

OMG your crazy, I could fill up the first 20 pages all by myself lol

Go ahead.. i don´t mind!

[dj.]

Originally Posted by StrongMinded

Go ahead.. i don´t mind!

Ok, i will compile a list lol

[DoNotPause]

the stuff that comes to my mind atm:

Me and my friend were drinking..alot.. passed out in the shower and my friend DRAGGED me out from there because we were going to the pub, put some clothes on me, locked my door and helped me out.. then (what ive heard.. cant remember) that we went about 100m then I got so sleepy I fell asleep at someones lawn and my friend left me there.
woke up next morning because some kid was poking me with a stick :/

another story.. well.. not a story because I dont remember much...
I just know that I was drinking..alot (again ) then that i woke up at the policestation because i had started to pee on a police

[Dextar]

I was once expelled from a High School Dance for (and I quote) "Excessive Flouncing."

Yes I was a bit tipsy (my first foray into teenage drinking) but neither my parents of the teachers made mention of the fact. They were just concerned over the excessive flouncing at a high school dance.

I even got an official letter with mention of the offense.

BTW I am very proud of that letter!

Dex

[MistyDawn]

Originally Posted by dj.

Ok, i will compile a list lol

I'm sat here wondering what's gonna be the best read,

dj's drunken anecdotes or the tags which will appear...

popcorn? nah, this calls for something special!

[kalanen]

Right. In a party (15+ or so years ago) I met a metal musician wannabe dude, who whined for losing his long hair -- he had to go to army within few days.

Later that night I saw dude passed out and I figured (since he was about to lose his hair soon anyway) it would be fun to shave his hair from the middle. Prodigy Keith Flint style you know.

And I did.

Except I shaved his brother's hair.

[dj.]

Yeah, no-way Im adding a full story to each incident, I would have to write a book

Ive put this much down so far;


1) Head-butted a fireplace.
2) Head-butted a door, which rendered me unconscious, then fell into above mentioned fire-place.
3) Found a dumper truck on a building site, left it running with its lights on, pointing towards someone’s windows.
4) Stole a phone, posted it back to pub next day (with a note apologising lol)
5) Rode my horse topless.
6) Broke into a college at night, found myself in the cookery department, so nicked some pots and pans, that I really didn’t need.
7) Woke up in a cell in Notting-hill.
8) Kicked a Notting-hill policeman in the nuts (see above)
9) Woke up in a field, with 20 cows all looking at me.
10) Decorated a hotel foyer with road-work lamps.
11) Ran down a beach naked.
12) Lost my bra
13) Kicked out of a hotel for letting off a fire extinguisher
14) Woke up on the floor with a kebab stuck all over me
15) Snogged a fire-man while on duty
16) Oh crap, a policeman too!

Jeez, thats 16 hang-overs so far, and thats just a fraction of it

[byubi]

Originally Posted by dj.

Yeah, no-way Im adding a full story to each incident, I would have to write a book

Ive put this much down so far;


1) Head-butted a fireplace.
2) Head-butted a door, which rendered me unconscious, then fell into above mentioned fire-place.
3) Found a dumper truck on a building site, left it running with its lights on, pointing towards someone’s windows.
4) Stole a phone, posted it back to pub next day (with a note apologising lol)
5) Rode my horse topless.
6) Broke into a college at night, found myself in the cookery department, so nicked some pots and pans, that I really didn’t need.
7) Woke up in a cell in Notting-hill.
8) Kicked a Notting-hill policeman in the nuts (see above)
9) Woke up in a field, with 20 cows all looking at me.
10) Decorated a hotel foyer with road-work lamps.
11) Ran down a beach naked.
12) Lost my bra
13) Kicked out of a hotel for letting off a fire extinguisher
14) Woke up on the floor with a kebab stuck all over me
15) Snogged a fire-man while on duty
16) Oh crap, a policeman too!

Jeez, thats 16 hang-overs so far, and thats just a fraction of it

thats scary
dj is drinking, RUN for your lives!!