Quality Posts - Automatic

DocKangey · 06-13-2008, 07:44

Recently I have seen a significant drop in serious flaming contributions to this forum. It is so unfortunate to witness this growing lack of entertainment - so without further ado, I present to you the automatic solution to create seriously good replies to any kind of discussion thread:

The Auto Flamer

Here a small example of it's excellent capabilities to assist you in finally expressing what you always wanted to say but didn't find the right words for:

Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration?
As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you.
In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.

Chopper · 06-18-2008, 10:25

Awesome paragraph...

seriously considering copy-and-paste'ing it into future threads...

ThanX

Oohh, just spotted the link, and had a go:

Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.

I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your posts. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.

Borr · 08-20-2008, 11:23

I can only say...

Quote:

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. No, come to think of it, you would.

In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost.

I agree, this functionality should be included in EF. An button next to the Rep button to do an instant insult. Would be entertaining