1st Weekly EF Haiku Contest "HaikEU"

[cheeky monkey]

Sorry Dextar

chanting like a fool
sucking sweat off a snable
for ten cents an hour

[Dextar]

Originally Posted by cheeky monkey

second attempt:

Cough up sweat damn you
Falling asleep at keyboard
I SHAN'T DEPOSIT!!!

WOOT!

We have our Eighth Qualified Entry!

Well done!

The monkeys shall now dance!

(Persistence pays off )

[cheeky monkey]

Final try

If I keep writing
will be banned and hated
just like in real life


Ok, I had a lot of fun with this. Very good contest Dextar.

[Chopper]

From noob orange birth
I brave mid-level madness
Dreaming of an ATH

[Dextar]

Originally Posted by Chopper

From noob orange birth
I brave mid-level madness
Dreaming of an ATH

Too many syllables in last line (ATH would be three)

Try again don't edit this post make a NEW post. (You can use same entry and amend it to fit just needs to be done in a NEW post)

[Chopper]

er... surely ATH is one syllable. Dunno about you but I say "ATH"...

A.T.H. would be 3....


BUT, now that I re-read my HaikEU, I may have strayed slightly from the Noobs Sweating theme, so for This reason I will redo it.


But ATH is one syllable dammit, grumble whinge complain moan blicker Moooo etc

[Chopper]

I can fight Hogglo
But I still sweat my own Sweat
Don't kill my sweat-mob

[Dextar]

Originally Posted by Chopper

I can fight Hogglo
But I still sweat my own Sweat
Don't kill my sweat-mob

WOOT!

We have our Ninth Qualified Entry!

Well done!

The monkeys shall now dance!

(Hogglo reminds me of a Harley Davidson Chopper! )

[Chopper]

Originally Posted by Dextar

(Hogglo reminds me of a Harley Davidson Chopper! )

There are many Choppers
I know of at least Four more
But just ONE Dextar


Oops that's a HaikEU, but an accidental one, and NOT another entry....

[Dextar]

Who is gonna be our Tenth Entry?

Come on I know you want to take a shot at Fame and Fortune!

Come on, make the Monkeys dance!

You know you wanna!

Dex