1st HaikEU Voting Thread (Vote for all you like, review the entries in this thread!

[Dextar]

WINNER OLEG!

THE 1ST WEEKLY

EntropiaForum

HaikEU

Contest

(Haiku EU Poetry)

Voting Thread

Vote for ALL you Like!

YOU CAN VOTE FOR MORE THAN ONE.

Vote Closes Sunday May 4th 2008

THIS WEEK's THEME: "Noobs Sweating" (Contestants don't need to to use these exact words just convey the image of Noobs Sweating!)

THIS WEEK's PRIZES: 1000 EFD and a Special Ingame Prize (inside EU)

This thread is for voting by you the Entropian Forum Members! You Decide who wins Vote for all that you like.

Entries:

1. Razorfire:

vista of orange
a memory awakened
getting started sucks

2. MistyDawn

Fun competition,
Have to write about sweating,
Prize I'm not winning.

3. Oleg - WINNER 1st HaikEU Contest!

The kings of patience
Gather jars of vibrant gold
Deposit? Never!

4. MindStar9

Orange and green seas
Sweating a vibrant rainbow
Ped in the gold pot?

5. Tidesong

Interstellar dreams
Orange reality bites
Sweating at the grind

6. turk1077

Thank you for the heal
Anyone have focus please?
You are such a n00b

7. overscore

Fierce sticks biting me
Sweat Ambulimaxes sweat
Then i'll turret you

8. cheeky monkey

Cough up sweat damn you
Falling asleep at keyboard
I SHAN'T DEPOSIT!!!

9. Chopper

I can fight Hogglo
But I still sweat my own Sweat
Don't kill my sweat-mob

10. micker

six weeks at sweatcamp
I can now afford to have
my armor colored.

11. Hurrikane

Green dot, strong new urge
Kill or be killed, I attack
Damn, it's Noobs Sweating

12. Malacalypse

spring for an O.J.
glorious green rays of sweat -
the sound of snables

13. kingjoe1974

Green Swirls Float Above
Visions of Orange on land
I Failed Again

14. Phil Surtees

sweat the mob they say
so I work hard wondering
when the fun will start

15. Oracle

Diripi's long gone
But I never liked them much
Ambulimax now

16. shekkmo

Died alot today
There's much more fun things to do
Buying sweat point six!

17. dataspice

O-Js bear high hopes
Oil rig inaccessible
Chant, fail, deposit

18. Ilga Beck

Where did my peds go?
fetch my orange pyjamas
"Sweat acquiring failed"

19. Fin

Spellbound fingers glow
His full mind fiercely focussed
Yes- he has it now!

20. Spinaltapper

Tons of bottles sold
Ped Card at zero so fast
Damn, back to sweating.

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[Dextar]

A word on Contestants engaging in Shameless Self Promotion and trolling for votes.

Not only is it Okey Dokey Its Encouraged and Expected!

Let the vote Begging Begin and may the best BSer win!



Dex

[Dextar]

Remember Vote for ALL the ones you like and also we start the Next Weekly HaikEU Contest Tomorrow so sharpen those Haiku Skills and be ready!

Dex

[Dextar]

Hmmm no groveling by the contestants so far.

How disappointing

OK Maybe some incentives are needed.

Soooo if we get some Bonafied Shaemless Self Promotion I will have some of my NEW AND IMPROVED MONKEYS DANCE!

There, that should do it!



Dex

[Malacalypse]

4 and 5 are the same.

Vote Mal

[Dextar]

Originally Posted by Malacalypse

4 and 5 are the same.

Vote Mal

Thank you Mal for pointing out my typo (I fixed it BTW) AND for the Shameless Self Promotion AND (Drum Roll Please)
as Promised NEW AND IMPROVED DANCING MONKEYS:

(Thank You Tidesong!)

Dex

[Oleg]

Anyone who votes for me will receive 100 PED!
of their own money when they next deposit

[Dextar]

Originally Posted by Oleg

Anyone who votes for me will receive 100 PED!
of their own money when they next deposit

Mwahh hahahaha

Now that is the devious Vote Buying we all LUV!

On a side note: Oleg have you considered running for A seat in the US Congress?

You got all the needed qualifications!

BTW Here ya go:

Dex

[Oleg]

Originally Posted by Dextar

On a side note: Oleg have you considered running for A seat in the US Congress?

You got all the needed qualifications!

Except for not being a US citizen