Land Grab Rap

[dub]

yo yo yo peep my verse 2

dear mindark this is a love letter
i wish my company could make as much cheddar

another grab comes and another grab goes
and the land gets passed out to you autoclickin hoes

phase 2 was just practice, it was just a drill
hopefully ma can now pay their bandwidth bill

the uniques got decayed, peoples head got flown
but at the end of the day, all the 'ubers' got pwned

bahq and DK, what an unlikely duo
now the taxes rollin in like mai tais at a luau

the only two groups to claim without issue
now ex-cons be straight cryin - please hand them a tissue

another lesson learned, we're all much the wiser
now send me a pm if you be sellin fertalizer

word...

[Stryker]

Ok DJ Dubidub, we are all going to record our own and send them to you, and you can compile them

[frisca2004]

Ok now it's my turn fo' some action:

DoA's and ASG's, everybody's jumping,
Pk's everywhere, the land area is bumping,
Everyone is shooting, even the reporters,
Trying to settle the new world order,
But noone gets their claim,
And all there is to blame,
Is just the uncaring MA.
But w00t ? From out of their hand,
MA tosses uncaringly some land,
Showing that their power is supreme,
And leaving the cheaters to enjoy their claim...

[Huskie]

OG Husk in da hizzle! (inspired by the, somewhat old, "gravel pit" song from WuTang Clan. If someone could host the file, I'd gladly upload it somewhere )

Money Pit

Ha, lag made the claim rod be lost
Behold the monitors! "Of course..." (of course)
Watch all these uber wanna-be's
The best thing for loot pool that I ever seen
Revival killers there don't just watch (just watch)
Bunch o' noobs that dont' know what's what
The PEDs bill, after so many kills
Will be quite a lot, but is still worth the thrill
Let's chill, who wanna compare hunt-skills
I shoot with the semi-automatic, born to kill
Let's all clear this to make some room,
no noobs around, or they'll all go "boom"
The soc people gather round, count down to lag apocalypse (3, 2, 1...)
"I'm the n00b that don't harms"
So you won't mind a few crits ("AAAAH!") Get lost, runt!
Stay clear of my front
We protected for some minutes, but could stay for a month
Now I'm fappin', shootin', jumpin,
laggin cause the server's overloadin' (loadin')
"Hey, noob watch me killing you while..."
Lil ass shootin' me hopin', I'd die
Can't stand ubahs, they brag too much,
Can't stand nubas, they ask too much,
Kid wanna get close, then kid gets shot
Kid wanna fight us, then kid get's F***'D!
I'm the one that called yall bluff
When your soc tried to act tough
Remember what I already said: "I'll fry yo' ass up"
Now listen:

Check out this money pit
A mistery unravelling
MA will surely compensate all this
If you want an LA, why don't you auto-click?


P.S.: Sounds funnier when actually listening to the song while reading.
I'll try and do the whole song, but the second part is being kinda tough, lol.

[Pe-nerd]

1st Rap ever written


Ok MA, what's is your preference!
Nice and slow or Hard and Reckless.

You passed the blaim on some cheater's action's.
That message only gave you more nasty reaction's.

You left some story's still untold.
about the ones who got cheated gold.

Some gangsta's are allready takin aim.
On who we need to pass the blame.

So hold on people MA will decide.
About who are the ones with Honor and Pride.

Our block was clean we aided DK.
Green Dragons are pure evil in the art of PK.

My LG was great i had a blast.
I knew some people just couldn't last.

That's in the past so kill your Mob.
And let MindArk be the only Cop.

[Olga Olly]

My worthless attempt :O

I remember back in 8.0.2
PKing all of you
Hoping to get land
and a beach house on the TI sand
But all that has changed
MA is deranged
They take our PEDley's
Just to pay their tiny fees

While Marco launders money
and thinks it's really funny
All the avatars get no loot
and everyone decides it's time to boot

[maniac]

Nice one.
This epic thread deserves a bump.

[jim_T]

A tribute to all the peaceful bros and sister´s out there during the LG~event...

Representing...

Don´t bring your gear up & keep your head down
you´ll know there´s gonna be a meltdown
...controlling, overthrowing...
shit fo all I know this LG was just mindblowing!

Me I just tried to be a peaceful observer...
...well I got Pwned...whilst grabbing a burger??...
revived in different M-M-R-P-G?!...WTF??...where can I be?!
Now I´m just peacefully watching some lame ass TV
...safest way you see...
...for a guy like me during the LG-Xtasy!

...actually my rhymes are nothing but sad...
...what I´m trying to say is that it was fun to be had!

...word!

//jimbo

[Wistrel]

Thats brilliant! You may have just writen the first rap in history about an online game!