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Old 05-08-2006, 07:39   #1
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Brothers and Sisters,

With great pleasure, we present you with the latest step in Lootisism. Uing cutting edge technology, we are able to provide you with a service where you can receive an instant blessing.

We call it TTS, which is short for Touch The Screen. All it requires is for you to put your hand against the hand displayed on the screen. When you do, our reverends, priests and nuns will instantly make a prayer for you.

Just remember that we would be unable to provide you with this free service, if it weren't for your generous donations, be they in the form of EFD, rep, PEDs, Mod Faps, or Ferrarri Enzos.

Now. Here's the device. Enjoy.



Yours faithfully,

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Wow, what an amazing service -- I can see the light already!

Ferrari Enzo is on it's way in the post!

EDIT: Just realised I'm all out of Ferrari Enzos Will one of these do instead? It's Swedish you know

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Wow, what an amazing service -- I can see the light already!

Ferrari Enzo is on it's way in the post!

EDIT: Just realised I'm all out of Ferrari Enzos Will one of these do instead? It's Swedish you know

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Not a problem .. I'm already on my knees ... blessings on it's way ... *UMMmmmmmLootiusblessyouandprovideyouwithgoldenped summmmMM*
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Well, since my loots have not been very good lately I'm willing to give Lootius a try...+rep + a few EFD for a prayer seems reasonable...

Ok I touched the screen...

Expect that ATH any day now...

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SWEET! I can feel the powers of Lootious already!

Sadly I crashed my Ferrari Enzo on a trip to the USA a while back, but ill send you this instead.


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Its the same car James Bond will drive on his next adventure, the new Aston Martin DBS. Enjoy
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Here are some amazing results from people who tried our concept succesfully.

Meet Billy Bob Mike James. Billy Bob Mike James is 43, and hails from Buttfeckingnowhere, Georgia, USA.

BEFORE using our service and AFTER using our service.


Billy Bob Mike James: "This is amazing. I had no confidence in loot whatsoever. I know all my cousins think am the hottest thing since sliced bread, but that wouldn't help me HOF. Thank you, Church of Lootius for restoring my faith in myself".

And this is Joanna from MiddleONowhere, Australia.


Joanna: "Thank you, Church of Lootius. Your special program changed my life and my PEDcard".

So you see. Amazing results have been booked. Don't miss out on this unique opportunity and touch the screen!
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i think i might know Joanna.... i live near MiddleONowhere. Will have to look into your services
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Ok... done... you'll get the +rep and efd and even peds, just as soon as I hit that ATH...
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