Entropian Gold Reserve

Kikoskia · 11-28-2007, 14:16

THE ENTROPIAN GOLD RESERVE*

Hello fellow Entropians,

Welcome to the next step in saving the economy of Entropia. As we all know, many nations on earth have huge gold reserves that they sell at times to raise money. The amount of gold a country has can be a pretty strong indication of the strength of their economy, but it is not always the case. The more gold a nation has, the richer it is in many cases.

I have noticed that there is a huge problem with Entropia: is has no such reserve, meaning that there is nothing for the planet to fall back on should we need to use our exspansive wealth on a vital and crucial pruchase, like assisting preparing ourselves for robot attacks or averting a crisis. Therefore I have taken it upon myself to found THE ENTROPIAN GOLD RESERVE*.

Safetly stored in my secure residence in a remote location, these gold bars and ores shall be kept undisturbed until such a time as we require them as a people and a race. Only in the most dire of cases will the immense value of this wealth will need to be accessed, but when we do need it you certainly will be glad it's there.

So save Entropia! Donate your gold ingots and stones today! Donations are taken in person after contact either via PM through this very site or through an in-game meeting.

OFFICIAL ENTROPIAN GOLD RESERVE* FIGURES AS OF NOVEMBER 2007:

Gold Ingots: 3
Gold Stones: 0
Total tt PED Value:9 PED

*Disclaimer: This topic is not serious and should not be considered serious. While this is my effort at a true Entropian Gold Reserve, I am neither truly asking for nor am I expecting any donations; the effort is more an amusing joke then anything, something for you all to find amusing. The reserve is more then welcome to remain at 1 gold ingot for all eternity. :p

JackFree · 11-28-2007, 14:38

Cool, I will gladly convert all my assets to gold and deposit them in your "bank".*

Cheers

*Disclaimer: Since this topic is not serious and should not be considered serious, I will not really give you anything. Your effort at being amusing was sucessful and I wish you all the luck in expanding your reserve. Those 3 PED will come in handy during the next robot invasion.

NetStalker · 11-28-2007, 19:05

I was all for this concept and thought it was a great idea...but did not see where you were providing a receipt for tax purposes. So alas, I must pass on this endeaver...

711 · 11-28-2007, 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kikoskia

*Disclaimer: This topic is not serious and should not be considered serious. While this is my effort at a true Entropian Gold Reserve, I am neither truly asking for nor am I expecting any donations; the effort is more an amusing joke then anything, something for you all to find amusing. The reserve is more then welcome to remain at 1 gold ingot for all eternity. :p

*Disclaimer: All satire and spoof threads belong in the EU Creative > Galleria Forum

Moved

Kikoskia · 11-28-2007, 19:32

Thank you for moving it. I KNEW it was in the wrong place, I simply did not know where...

Well, so far the donations to the Entropian Gold Reserve* have been literially flooding in! It has increased by... nothing. That's fine, the time is still young for it.