If Chuck Norris played EU

[eragon]

Originally Posted by toorged

Buzz Lightyear crafted Chuck Norris

Now we know where Globsters came from.... never try cloning Chuck!

[Faustian]

If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked your avatar in PVP you'd feel it IRL!

[delerium]

Chuck Norris does not need to login. He just look at the EU icon and he is already connected.

Chuck Norris does not wait 1 week for MA support answer. MA waits for him to open the support case.

[AL Killmore]

Chuck Norris does not mine for ores. Once he dropped a bomb and that's how Amethera was created.

He doesn't craft either. He roundhouse kicks crafted items and breaks them into basic resources. TT value of those resources is bigger than the markup value of the unfortunate crafted item.

The ruins of buildings, robots and alien vehicles in the game are resullt of Chuck Norris activity during the PE beta testing

[Darkaner]

Chuck Norris actually use armor, but he calls it "Beard".

Chuck Norris unlocked martial arts when he stepped off the ship in PA.

Chuck Norris profits from crafting.

[TimUnleashed]

Originally Posted by Faustian

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris don't need a weapon! He can kill an AOA with one roundhouse kick to the face!

You get the idea... Come up with your own.

My God. What an insanely good idea for a thread!

Originally Posted by dbelinfante

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks an Araneatrox to death, it's the Araneatrox's face that decays, not Chuck Norris' boots.

And the first to reply is none other than the starter of "you know you're addicted to PE when", one of the greatest threads of all time. Lol very funny!

Originally Posted by Chimp

If Chuck Norris played EU he'd be getting pissed off because his avatar would be called 'Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris' and everyone would be calling him Carlos.

LOL! GOLD! So true, so true...

Originally Posted by The Salamander

Boorums suffer from penis envy when they're in a men's room with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris crafted Buzz Lightyear.

Festival of Firepower is what Chuck Norris's Sweet 16 party became known as after he roundhouse kicked his mom for calling it his Sweet 16 party.

Lol! GOLD GOLD GOLD!

Originally Posted by Hijacker27

The Egg won't hatch because it's afraid of what Chuck Norris would do to it

How did you THINK of that?! w00t!

Originally Posted by thoreau

Chuck Norris once looted an Atrox Old Alpha and found a Jimmy B doll.

Now Chuck sleeps with it every night.

wtf?


Now I gotta think of one... hmmmm...

ok.


The Story of the Change of Name of our "Game"

6 months before Chuck Norris heard about PE, he divided by zero, then realised and pointed out that "PROJECT ENTROPIA" is an anagram for

Please Roundhouse Our Jolly Entropians, Chuck "The Eternal" Norris, To Reveal Overwhelmingly PEDless, Incensed Avatars.

MA were so humbled by his brilliance that they asked him for help: "Chuck "The Eternal" Norris, we now know the name is too dangerous, but we need to stay profitable. What should we do?"

The Chuck's response was as swift as it was brilliant: "Whenever you need more money, just do a version update." Then he roundhouse kicked them to the heads, as custom of course demanded.

Now it's called "Entropia Universe" because neither of those two words have a C in them. It's why we're up to 9.1 now, and it's why MA is about to float on the stock exchange.

[dbelinfante]

Originally Posted by Darkaner

Chuck Norris unlocked martial arts when he stepped off the ship in PA.

lmao! +rep

[Skippie]

Originally Posted by Salkenex

It's a little known fact that the highest most toughest maturity to kill on any of the animals is higher than Stalker or Ravager or any of those. Can you imagine running into an Atrox Chuck Norris?

And from what I've heard even the Fugabarba Chuck Norris can round house kick you back to VU3.9.

Skalman is like Fugabarba to the Fugabarba Chuck Norris.

[Goldbricker]

Chuck Norris is the only person to unlock Awesomeness

1 bottle of sweat from Chuck Norris is equal to all the sweat in EU

Chuck Norris can raise the Qr of a BP by just looking at it

Chuck Norris can tame any mob, period. He does'nt need a whip, he uses his belt

Fact is, Chuck Norris has never played EU. When he tries to log in the servers crash from a anxiety attack

[Faustian]

Originally Posted by AxelRod

rig is accualy a claim chuck found on his first mineing trip

Thats the best one yet.

Crystal Palace was originally named Chuck Norris Domes of DOOM! But only Chuck Norris was skilled enough to hunt there.