My apartment was stolen

[JackFree]

That was too funny.

I'm glad the "stolen" aptartment was found. The sad thing is that the "blame MA first" and look second happens way too often. I know that MA has had its moments, but assuming that they have stolen an apartment is a bit of a stretch. This should be stickied and framed as an example to everyone that it is better to check you facts before posting.

I need an "egg on face" smilie...

Cheers

[ZAN ZAN]

MindArk Robbed me. I am a regular depositor, and they FUCKED me. All my stuff is gone

ROFL...Selling GPS Sat-nav @ boxes

[Limnea]

Gosh...the shame!!!

Jamba, new ID suggested.

When I read first I was wondering if it is possible to give appartments to a bank when lending money as collateral...no idea how banks work though.

But accusing MA to steal an appartment? Excuse me? Why should they? If they need appartmenst they just make some! They play god mode in there...

And a hacker would not only have stolen the appartment.

Anyway, we all had more than a good laugh, and maybe the op should at least say sorry to someone he accused of stealing!

[Immortal]

Originally Posted by ZAN ZAN

ROFL...Selling GPS Sat-nav @ boxes

Don't listen to this i can sell you a macro that shows you a map of where you are and allows you to check your inventory! 1kped at boxes limited sell!

[Max Proteon]

Originally Posted by Jambayze

...I am FUCKED.

No, you're not foked, maybe you've been hacked

[Dorsai]

Reminds me:

Once went shopping. parked my car in a big multi-story car park, and headed off.
Many hours later returned to the car park, all 7 stories, 1000+ parking spaces.
Where did we park?
We could not even remember the floor.
Knowing we had gone used several up-ramps before we found a space, we decided the best bet was to start at the top.
Started at the top. split up.
Slowly worked our way down.
30 minutes later at the bottom.
No car.

We were almost certain the car had not been stolen, as this was a "Pay on exit" car park, and I had the ticket, so whoever stole the car would have had to pay a £50 "lost ticket" fine to get out
It was a big car park, so we probably had just missed the car.
We started at the bottom, and worked our way back to the top.

Arrived back at the top floor.
Still no car.

Then, like a light-bulb appearing above my head, cartoon style, I said,

"Are we looking for my Gold Citroen?"
my companion replied:
"Yes."
I mentioned
"It's at home, we came in my fathers green Vauxhall, and it's over there!"

Egg on face.

[keltigirl]

lol - with all this egg about.. you would think that there would be enough for a souffle or two ...

[Usurper]

This thread is gonna be an EF classic!

[MindBuster]

Originally Posted by Immortal

I'm predicting one of these very soon

Naah, let's give the guy a chance to report back

[Traf Rellik]

TRUE STORY:

I had just finished riding my bike down from the Griffith Observatory (in Los Angeles), and forgot that there was a speed bump in front of the Greek Theatre. I hit the bump doing at least 30 and went sailing a good 6 feet in the air. After landing, I don't remember much (mostly faces of people I saw, and feeling my head and seeing my hand all red...).

Anyway, I somehow made it back to my apartment (just a couple blocks south on Vermont Ave), and couldn't figure out why my key wouldn't fit!

No kidding, I could not get into my apartment, and yelled for Melissa to let me in, but there was no answer. After a bit, the landlord came out and let me in. She was a retired nurse and sat me down, but wouldn't let me in my apartment!

Long story short, even though I was calling for Melissa, I didn't remember who she was. I didn't remember that I had married her. I didn't remember that we MOVED SEVERAL BLOCKS AWAY to a DIFFERENT APARTMENT. It was so funny to see her pull up in my new car, as soon as I saw her I said "Oh Yeah, I remember now!"

I still only remember bits and pieces of that incident, I don't know how I managed to ride my bike to the apartment...