Classic Sweat Camp Lines

[thoreau]

I plan on adding to this thread from time to time. Feel free to add your own.

Sweat Camp Classic Line #1

[Indigo Wyrd]

I'll add a few I use routinely:

"Go away Combi, that road-cone has few HP than I do."

"Combis look like the half-deflated football the handicapped monkey had its way with."

And: "I'm looking for a few good Daiks."

Though I know these aren't exactly the sort of lines this thread was looking to share - I find it hard to pick at new people who just don't know any better - because we were all new once.

~I

[The-Onciest]

lawl "Umbras remind me of an even failed acceptance of an Entropian race."

Edit: I used to stand ontop of shelter and sweat umbras for awhile. >_>

[Mega]

oOooOoOOooOOOooOooo... Carl Carbone

[Carbonite]

"100 sweat = 30 pecs"

This is a pretty common line if you are sweating at Nea's.
It used to be 100 sweat = 40 pecs few weeks ago

[matopos bushman]

Heard this one over the weekend:

"what kind of armor can the sweat give me"

[onyx oZ Zombie]

how about "gimme"

[Nighthawk]

Originally Posted by Carbonite

"100 sweat = 30 pecs"

This is a pretty common line if you are sweating at Nea's.
It used to be 100 sweat = 40 pecs few weeks ago

Hm... that would be 0.3?

I usually see lots of people buying at 0.5-0.6

[Lobbe]

Where do I sell my sweat?
500 sweat for pixi arms with 0.3 ped tt
Can u focus me
Selling sweat at 0.6
Buying sweat at 0.51
HEAL PLEASE PLEASE plz
thanks thanks thanks thanks
Dance for peds
I can take ur stuff that u don't need anymore
Give me anything and it will make me happy
Come here sweaty sweaty come to daddy
What do I need to hunt
What do I need to mine
Looking for RITCH and only a very RITCH mentor
Selling 4 sweat for 1ped
or btw what is the price for the sweat?

And sometimes when someone gets a ath hof:
Me neeeeeeeeeed those cash
wow that hof cold make me ritch
PLZ tell me what happened?
oooooooOOOoooOOOOooOOo
did some1 get any loot?

Can u have sex in EU?
OMG my avatar is running by himself :O
what do I do

Just an ordinary day at swamp camp what u would see in the chat.

[Nai]

lovely noob: "hunters are bad cos they kill the mobs why do they do that?!?"
me: "because the mobs are dry so u dont need them anymore"
lovely noob: "what does dry mean?"
me: "means it has no more sweat to give"
lovely noob: "but how do u know when that happens!!!?"
me: "it says u may not aceuire any more sweat..."
lovely noob: "but thats what its always said!!"

later in conversation...

lovely noob: "whats the point of hunting?"
me: "well u gain skills and its fun"
lovely noob: "but u dont get any sweat...i get all the sweat.."
me: "but i might get some nice loot so thats ok "
lovely noob: "O_O whats loot?"

awwwwwwww..... cute