Cute/Funny things newbies say.

[black_rain13]

I was healing and focusing out in Fort Troy a couple of days ago when I decided to go to PA and see if there was anything exciting going on with the noobs and the guides.

I TP'd into PA and went over to the "New Arrivals" area. As I chatted with Guide #3 and #4, I had the opportunity to heal and focus a couple of sweaters in the area.

A brand-newbie came along and asked me how come he didn't have the option to be a mage when he was creating his avatar.

[actam]

This is me making a dumb figure:

Was sweating near PA in the first week and did see a strange building: the Stable.
Got near and there was due green dots and a strange orange dot, the stable master.
Right click on him and the guy said "Hello"
And me: "human? "

The two green dots started laughing....

due: two in italian

[Vedder]

Originally Posted by Parasiteone

last night at PA a noob went up to me offered trade menu so i accepted.. he asks.. "Can i have Ped's? I need 2K" lol i didnt know wht to say to that

He he.. That's easy: "No"

Originally Posted by black_rain13

I was healing and focusing out in Fort Troy a couple of days ago when I decided to go to PA and see if there was anything exciting going on with the noobs and the guides.

I TP'd into PA and went over to the "New Arrivals" area. As I chatted with Guide #3 and #4, I had the opportunity to heal and focus a couple of sweaters in the area.

A brand-newbie came along and asked me how come he didn't have the option to be a mage when he was creating his avatar.

Originally Posted by actam

...
Was sweating near PA in the first week and did see a strange building: the Stable.
Got near and there was due green dots and a strange orange dot, the stable master.
Right click on him and the guy said "Hello"
And me: "human? "

The two green dots started laughing....

Good ones.

[Shorty]

lol i have to say.. there are some really cool ones!
this thread is sooo cool

[Suicide]

Originally Posted by black_rain13

A brand-newbie came along and asked me how come he didn't have the option to be a mage when he was creating his avatar.

Thats an awesome one!

Wins the thread!! :P

Suicide

[dub]

A Waterfall?

I'm just kidding. Kind of.

[Leviathan]

1. "I don't see any mobs, I just see animals all over the place"
2. "What happens if I drink the sweat?"
3. "buying sweat for .7 pec is a ripoff, at least buy it for .8, scammer!"
4. "Guided tours to RDI Museum, 1 ped"
5. "Where can I buy peds?"
6. "Is mining optional?"
7. "buying sollomate opallo, 50 peds"
8. "Selling 10k sweat, I am not a reseller."
9. A noob in pixie and opallo comes to me and says :" I can do any dirty job you want, I can kill anyone for 10 peds", "when did you start?", I say. He says : "today but I have the right equipment".
10. "Have sex with me: 1 ped"....

[Annica]

Originally Posted by Leviathan

1. "I don't see any mobs, I just see animals all over the place"
3. "buying sweat for .7 pec is a ripoff, at least buy it for .8, scammer!"
4. "Guided tours to RDI Museum, 1 ped"
8. "Selling 10k sweat, I am not a reseller."
9. A noob in pixie and opallo comes to me and says :" I can do any dirty job you want, I can kill anyone for 10 peds", "when did you start?", I say. He says : "today but I have the right equipment".

This ones are really funny (you should have seen me laughing at this, expecially the 9.

[NOR_Ken]

this is stuff ppl have say to me.



1, hey , do you need a good armor? i can craft you a really good one. (ME . what armor type can you crafte. ( I can craft you Angle Jaguar and more if you give me the minerals i want first!


2.one time i did look like a noob (noob cloths, ) one noob come to me and say* Hey do you have all the tp's and the seacret one's?. ( Me - nope i dont have the seacrt one's. ( give me 50ped i say a seacret tp to you. ( i put 50ped inn the window. and he say. Tresure island castle.

3 - if you are a mentor. can i get some weapons or armor? No, ( you are a bad mentor!! - and you los him as deciple.

[black_rain13]

This one just happened to me today while I was out trying to get the MA Guides to kick me for bubbling in the New Arrivals area.

Noobie walks up to me and tries to private chat. I accepted and he states,

"Hi, I'm new and poor, but I see you are cool and very nice. Could you perhaps give me something small for free so I can have some money?"

"I have nothing small I can give to you," I replied, "all my stuff is BIG and costs me too much money to give it away for free. Sadly, I don't even have any fruit or anything to give you right now."

"Ok, then," came his immediate reply, "You can give me something BIG for free worth lots of PEDs, I don't mind."

Then he proceded with the "plz, plz, plz," and eventually closed with, "Thanks for nothing!"