Cute/Funny things newbies say.

[Dark Cat]

Thought we could do with some light comic relief.

Lets face it, newbies are cute. I sometimes go watch them learning how to walk at Port Atlantis drop off zone, but the even cuter moments tend to come a few hours or a day later when they ask or comment on something with a beautiful niavity that can only be answered with "Awwww"

I'm sure we've all experienced these, so I'll let you fill in the gaps from here, but will set the ball rolling with a personal favourite of mine.

Guy in his OJ's trying to sell sweat at some ridiculously high price, claiming it was "special" sweat. When asked what made it so special the loveable but hapless response was: "Because I got it from an Atrox."

Awwwww.

Tell us your favourites...

[Knyx]

I was at PA a couple of days ago and a newbie was talking to one of the MA Guides. The Guide was explaining, or trying to explain, the process of sweating to earn PEDS. After a few minutes the newbie expressed concern about what would happened if it got cold .....would they still be able to sweat

[NoBion]

Originally Posted by Dark Cat

Thought we could do with some light comic relief.

Lets face it, newbies are cute. I sometimes go watch them learning how to walk at Port Atlantis drop off zone, but the even cuter moments tend to come a few hours or a day later when they ask or comment on something with a beautiful niavity that can only be answered with "Awwww"

I'm sure we've all experienced these, so I'll let you fill in the gaps from here, but will set the ball rolling with a personal favourite of mine.

Guy in his OJ's trying to sell sweat at some ridiculously high price, claiming it was "special" sweat. When asked what made it so special the loveable but hapless response was: "Because I got it from an Atrox."

Awwwww.

Tell us your favourites...

Hehe yea

Im glad we have those funny Newbies in game without them so many places would feel empty

[Alice]

maybe a quote
"Alice, as soon i put my gun away my avatar starts dancing, what can i do?"

or the other "Can you swim to amethera?"

"Does running around improve your run speed?



newbies are cute

[Rooster]

I like the lone socialist anouncer that crops up from time to urging other noobs not to sell sweat under, I belive it was 2.5 when i started it was 0.8 the other day. "Together we can keep the price high and stop them ripping us off". Some hope.

The other one is the noob kid urging you to "Pleeeeeese can you give me some ped, armour, gun etc. Oh pleeeeeese can you help, i am so pooooor, pleeeese.

BLESS

[HappyHead]

Still a noob, but when I was all new to EU and had learned about sweating I ran around outside PA and clicked "gather sweat" .. since I ran I got sweaty was the logic.. glad I tried it on a mob or I guess I would have been quite frustrated .. (yes tried to sweat myself)

[Teilk]

Well, they start threads like this.....

[Skam]

Originally Posted by Alice

or the other "Can you swim to amethera?"

do you know how many people tried this when Amathera first came, but hadnt opened yet?

[Lykke]

Nun asking: *how many tp's did you get yet*

Newbie: *I'm not sure. Were do I buy them again?*


Still cracking up when thinking of this one I heard recently

awwww

[Sirhc]

I think the funniest one ever was the guy who was only two or three days old getting an ATH mining tower and trying to use his extractor to get the resources from it.