MS9 Captures "Naked Fest" at Twin Peaks!

[MindStar9]

Disclaimer:

Please know that all that is posted here is done with a sense of humor and not with any intent to disrespect anyone. As a matter of fact, I have great respect for those who participated, and consider them to be friends.

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It all started when Jetboy and I signed on to have a brief, and hopefully "Lootius-Blessed" hunt before he had to sign off for dinner.

HOWEVER . . . all of a sudden, I got this society chat message from Jetboy that said . . . "OMG, come to the Twin Peaks Bar quick. I signed on TOTALLY NAKED." I hopped into the Zeus TP and headed over to Twin Peaks. Upon entering the Twin Peaks Bar, I found this . . .


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MS9: What the HELL are you doing? No wonder you signed on naked!

Jetboy: Well, YOU did this at the party, why didn't YOU sign on naked?

MS9: Cuz I HAVE all my bumps, and there's no humiliation in doing so!

Jetboy: Bitches!!!

MS9: Where are you going?

Jetboy: Outside!!!

MS9: In public?

Jetboy: Absolutely . . . I may as well make the best of it!


Little did we know that exiting the Twin Peaks Bar we would discover that Jetboy wasn't the ONLY one showing up naked at Twin Peaks. Two others were present . . . "King" . . . and none other than . . . "NoMan" . . . WhooHoo!

This was a "screenie op" if ever there WAS one . . . (captions below photos)


King - Jetboy - NoMan


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NoMan: Strike a pose Jetboy, they're taking pictures!

Jetboy: I AM . . . this is my best SIDE!

King: *ignores banter hoping Jetboy and NoMan get it together*


SPEAKING of posing . . .


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King: Damn, this is messed UP.

Jetboy: And just what is it you're trying to show off there NoMan?

NoMan: I'm trying to get Ulti's attention!

Jetboy: Ya, right! A hot chick like that, and you who have no hardware?

NoMan: Maybe we should just dance then.


SOMEbody give us a beat . . .


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King: Thanks 2-Pac.

2-Pac: No problem, man. I wish "I" were naked!!!

Jetboy: Why? . . . to join this "eunuch LINE dance" ????

2-Pac: Better than standing here with my thumb up my ass!

NoMan: *wonders where Mudkicker is and why HE isn't naked*

NoMan: Hey . . . didn't Mudkicker say he negotiated with MA for hardware?

Jetboy: I think so, but MS9 isn't saying anything about the table dance!

NoMan: Oh . . . that is SO not right . . . inquiring minds want to KNOW.

King: Well, table dance or not, this is a "no radiation zone" Jetboy!

King: You'll get your ME privileges banned if you don't stop it!

NoMan: Wait . . . I think Ulti is coming this way . . . WhooHoo!!!

NoMan: Quick . . . "do the sexy"



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King: Back it up Baby, I'll figure out SOMEthing.

Jetboy: I HATE being the meat in the middle!

NoMan: Stop your whining . . . look where I'm at!

King: Oh ya . . . "shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, ya ya!"

NoMan: Ulti? . . . let my nakedness not go in vain . . . puuuullllleeeeezzzzz?

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NoMan: Now that's what "I'M" talkin' about!

NoMan: Anyone come close and I'll blast you into next week!!!!!

Jetboy: Hey Ulti . . . check THIS out!

NoMan: Jetboy? . . . do you not see who she's laying in front of here?

King: Looks like BOTH of you, and I'm odd man out!

Jetboy: What and Ever . . . I'm putting my best ass forward.

King: Sorry Ulti . . . this is the best "stand at attention" I can give you!

Jetboy: Oops . . . I think she's leaving!

NoMan: Thx Ulti for stopping by . . . always nice to see your sweet face!

Jetboy: You were NOT looking at her face!

NoMan: What and Ever backatcha!

King: These dudes gotta STOP!

Jetboy: Let's find something else to do!


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NoMan: Whaddya think guys? Is it safe to get into the ring?

Jetboy: I'll go check it out.


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Jetboy: YooHoo, guys . . . come on in!

King: Is this a trick NoMan? Didn't LOOK like he was armed.

NoMan: I don't know . . . Jetboy is like his sister MS9.

King: What does that mean?

NoMan: Expect the unexpected.

King: Shall we chance it then?

NoMan: Why not . . . what's the worst that can happen?

King: Die, and revive with no ass?

NoMan: I guess that's part of what makes the game so interesting!


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Jetboy: Oh SHIT . . . I don't have a loaded weapon!!!

NoMan: Isn't that what you were trying to tell ME when I was trying to get Ulti's attention?

Jetboy: Ya, well . . . guess I'll go to Zeus to see MS9 and sign off for dinner.


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MS9: Jetboy ... where are you going?

Jetboy: To repair!

MS9: Repair WHAT? You're NAKED.

Jetboy: Well . . . if Mudkicker can do it I can do it.

MS9: I have no comment about that . . . talk to Mudkicker.


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MS9: You just need to sign off and have your dinner.

Jetboy: Ya, maybe meatballs and sausage.

MS9: Say GNite Dick!!!

Jetboy: The name is Jetboy, sis!

MS9: Ya, I know . . . just adding my own humor into the mix.

Jetboy: Maybe when I sign back in tomorrow it'll all be ok.

MS9: Remember one thing sweet brother . . .

Jetboy: What's that?

MS9: Ingame . . . you will always be dickless!!!

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