The "Did you ever ... " thread (BE AWARE: embarrasing info)

[Lykke]

"Some" of us are quite hip, or so we think .. but even in your grooviest moments something not so hip can happen ...

I'm gonna reveal a couple of not so charming moments - if you promise not to use it against me. Please DO share your moments too - and we promise not to laugh

DID YOU EVER ... hurry up in the morning on your way to school .. time is short, so you just jump down in your pants, brush your teeth and hurry out the door .. you are in time for the bus, and you sit down and smile and notice people are smiling at you. Without knowing why, you smile back, of course - with a big grin, you step out of the bus door, look down and notice one of the socks you where wearing the day before is on it's way out of your pants leg ... The hip moment of yours was kind of ruined !

DID YOU EVER ... wake up tired, go shower, nearly sleeping you put on clothes, grab a cop of coffee, go to work. After 4 cups you need to go pee and then you realize you put your panties/underwear backwards on .. so you have to strip off everything on the companies toilet, put on everything again ... when you get back to your desk you realized you forgot to pee ... DAMN! Don't hope they had cameras on that toilet ... but the situation itself is quite embarrasing! So much for being hip, right?

NEXT

[Lykke]

you did never???

I must be the most embarrasing person in the universe
(but I'm still hip )


I crawl back to my bed now

[NastyCenturion]

i'll keep those to myself

[Lykke]

Originally Posted by NastyCenturion

i'll keep those to myself

I DARE YOU

and I don't! Haven't got a private life anyway

[ultimababe]

Thinking of lots of things I've done my mind keeps creeping back to when I was 16.

I went on holiday to Malta with my Nana, her friend and my best friend. My and my m8 were out being naughty (as you do) went clubbing and got blind drunk. We noticed it was creeping up on our curfew time so we bolted home (I never had time to do something important before we left)... got to the appartment complex and I said to my mate that I couldn't wait to get up to the flat as I was desperate for the loo... so bad that I had to keep stopping and crossing my legs real hard (you know what's coming here don't you)... got to the stair well that led up to the appartment and BEHOLD a gargantuan fucking cockroach blocking the way... my m8 daintily leaps over it and swings round to look at me... I'm terrified... would not jump it. This led to hilarity from both of us... we laughed so hard at the situation (late home, drunk, desperate for the loo, trapped by a cockroach the size of a small cat).

So, all the laughing makes me a bit braver and more on the brink of wetting myself... I leap over the cockroach and slip on landing right on my arse... burst into a fit of laughter and it happened I sat and literally pissed myself, which made us howl even louder. This roused the downstairs guests whose front entry I'd just sat and pissed all over. He opens (yes HE ) the front door and sees me laying there laughing covered in pee. I wander upstairs walk through the front door and my nana is waiting... pissed off. Liz told her what had just happened and she couldn't do anything for laughing. Sent me to shower, drink black coffee and go to bed.

[Lykke]

aww Ulti lol ... Actually pee or not, I think it was a quite cute story And would not mind see the pictures HAHAHA

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mmm drunken stories .. I can too many - gonna save you for them for now! BUT tell me, did you ever ....

[Carl]

many many many years ago i remember borrowing a friends motorcycle to get my collage cheque cashed "not enough petrol in my car but enough once siphoned to get the bike there an back" MZ125 Noooooo
and sitting in the middle of a 3 lane junction at the lights thinking this is the life
then realising that at some point my over ripe cut off jeans
had given way and umm i was umm hanging free to the wind
i learnt then in 2 seconds what sumo wrestlers take years to learn lol

thar u go lykke the heats off u lol

i did also once comment on how good a now ex girlfriends fathers
hairpeice was at his birthday party
and got the repy "what hairpeice"
(it was soo bad noone before told him)

my motto is keep diggin that hole