Cheesy Chat up lines

[Dorsai]

Well, lets see..

"Do you like your Breakfast Eggs Fried, Poached, Boiled, or Fertilised?"

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

A bloke I knew said he found this one worked most Friday nights, but needed asking many times before it worked. "Fancy a shag?"

"I have a soft spot for you, and it's growing harder by the second."

This one never got to a chat up line....
I was in the pub (In the UK, over 18 only) chatting to a person I knew not that well.
me: "Hay, see that blond over there, the really sexy one, do you know if she has a boy-friend?"
Him: "No, she does not."
Me: "Ok, I think I might try my luck then."
Him "Don't."
Me: "Why?"
Him: "She's my sister, and she is 12."
Me, Choking on beer: "Good advice, but she is well developed for her age....."
Him: "She is."
The pub got closed down not long after for under-age drinking......

This worked: (Unexpectedly)

Drunken other man to girl: "You should be a page 3 model."
Me to girl: "I don't know if that was a compliment or an insult."