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Well, lets see..
"Do you like your Breakfast Eggs Fried, Poached, Boiled, or Fertilised?" "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" A bloke I knew said he found this one worked most Friday nights, but needed asking many times before it worked. "Fancy a shag?" "I have a soft spot for you, and it's growing harder by the second." This one never got to a chat up line.... I was in the pub (In the UK, over 18 only) chatting to a person I knew not that well. me: "Hay, see that blond over there, the really sexy one, do you know if she has a boy-friend?" Him: "No, she does not." Me: "Ok, I think I might try my luck then." Him "Don't." Me: "Why?" Him: "She's my sister, and she is 12." Me, Choking on beer: "Good advice, but she is well developed for her age....." Him: "She is." The pub got closed down not long after for under-age drinking...... This worked: (Unexpectedly) Drunken other man to girl: "You should be a page 3 model." Me to girl: "I don't know if that was a compliment or an insult." |
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