Cheesy Chat up lines

Pieman93 · 07-08-2008, 23:39

not sure if there's been a topic like this posted before but i'll start:
"Do you have a map because i keep getting lost in your eyes"

Post any that you know

Fericious · 07-09-2008, 01:04

"You must be tired. Because you have been running threw my mind all day."

Unified · 07-09-2008, 01:15

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Chopper · 07-09-2008, 01:19

You must tell me your name, cos i dreamt about you last night and could only call you "Baby"...

Dammit, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Chopper · 07-09-2008, 01:21

"This watch is a magic watch. It can tell me secrets about the people I talk to"

(pretends to listen to the watch)

"It's telling me you aren't wearing any underwear..."

(Girl indicates that she is, in fact, wearing underwear)

"Ah I see what's happened. My watch is 30 minutes fast."

Johned · 07-09-2008, 01:22

Hi my name is Chopper, Chopper McHelicopter

Hurrikane · 07-09-2008, 01:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johned

Hi my name is Chopper, Chopper McHelicopter

LOL that may not always work

....I'm new round here, can you give me directions to your place?

....can you help settle an argument? My friend says girls can touch their elbows behind their backs, and men can't. (Makes them shove their breasts at you; not really a chat up line but hey)

....Could I buy you a drink? (last one that worked for me

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Hurrikane

Chopper · 07-09-2008, 01:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johned

Hi my name is Chopper, Chopper McHelicopter

I can't think of a clever/funny response to that, so I'm just gonna log in and boot him...

Hurrikane · 07-09-2008, 01:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopper

I can't think of a clever/funny response to that, so I'm just gonna log in and boot him...

lol I turn my back for 5 minutes and the soc's split up

....let's get something straight between us

....sit on my lap and see what comes up

....I can lick my own eyebrows and breathe through my ears

Hurrikane

Pieman93 · 07-09-2008, 01:55

got a few more:
"i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"
"nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor"
"i saw a flower this mornig and i thought it was the most beautiful thing in the world till i saw you"
"hey baby do you know what would look good on you?? me"
and this is my favourite go up to a girl and say "do you know what winks and screws like a tiger??", when she says no... wink

keep posting people