pick up lines

[PECalc]

Yeah baby, this is a real gun.

[sob]

how would you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled, boiled or fertilized?

[Larsen]

So, have found anyone you can use Nakia?
I guess there is a reason for this post.

[MudKicker]

Originally Posted by sob

how would you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled, boiled or fertilized?

ROTFLMAO!!!

[Rockchick]

LMAO, here are a few bourne of several years working in a pub just up the road from a Squadie camp in North Wales

"This face is leaving in 5 minutes, be on it"

"Yes babe, I have a 10 inch tounge and I can breathe through my ears"

"Hey babe, do you wanna f**k, if not, do you mind if I have one"

"Do you sleep on your stomach, if not, can I" (been mentioned already, but this one is a stock line in the British army)

There are more bumbling about in the back of my head, will get them on here when they come to light

[Pretender]

just a funny one:

if your left leg is christmas vacation, and your right leg is easter vacation... can i spend some time inbetween?

[Nakia]

Originally Posted by Larsen

So, have found anyone you can use Nakia?
I guess there is a reason for this post.

well yes there is a reason, I love to have a laugh

[Loki]

well one of the funnyest ive ever seen work was while i was shoping with a friends. he just walked upto her and said..

HIM "hi, could you do me a faver please"

HER "sure whats up"

HIM "look at me a sec"

*she looks and seems very confussed*

HIM "so how about a pitty date?"

lol and it worked, two weeks later i see them still together in the pub lol

[Stryker]

"If you were a booger I'd Pick you first"

Well sorry but the other dude took all the good ones! (>_<)

[PECalc]

Do you want to ride my rocket?