RL GF or EU GF?

[actam]

Little dumb Thread for ppl with too much spare time...

"RL GF or EU GF?"
aka "Real Life GirlFriend or EntropiaUniverse GirlFriend?"

Let me examinate some reasons for having a RL GF or a virual GF:

RL GF positive aspects:

a) You have a nice little cute girl to smuggle...
b) Sometimes (look point h)) under-the-belt interaction...
c) shinny black long hair

RL GF negative aspects:

a) Mother-in-law
b) Father-in-law
c) sister/brother-in-law...
d) realtives-in-laws (up to the third generation and so on...)
e) "We must go to see <insert-love-dumb-sweety-film-here> sunday"
f) "You know what's today?" (it's valentine's day/anniversary and so one)
g) flowers/gifts/ring/gold things to buy...
h) "I've got headache..."
j) SHE: "Is the blue bag ok with my shoes, or..."
YOU: "OMG! We are 15 minutes late already!"

Virtual GF positive aspects:

a) she like's guns...
b) Social activities: hunting, mining, lol-rofl-ing
c) No need to give her your house/car keys
e) "my DSL is down" does work as excuse...

Virtual GF negative aspects:

a) She's a he
b) no under-the-belt interaction....
c) there are now MALLS in EU (ped card drain...)
d) a flower in EU cost like one in RL!

More aspects will be added when my boss goes out again
PS: wait for pool!

[Lykke]

you MUST be bored???

And by the way ... you often have headaches?

[actam]

Originally Posted by Lykke

you MUST be bored???

And by the way ... you often have headaches?

Got a magic solution to headaches...

[Lykke]

Originally Posted by actam

Got a magic solution to headaches...

Yes ... starts with S, ends with X and is the best solution to everything (i'm no kidding you - but it sucks if you have only a EU-gf )

[actam]

Originally Posted by Lykke

Yes ... starts with S, ends with X and is the best solution to everything (i'm no kidding you - but it sucks if you have only a EU-gf )

ROLF!
But if "a) She's a he" then

[Lykke]

Originally Posted by actam

ROLF!
But if "a) She's a he" then

then s/he only sucks ....

[jonboy]

doh nothing to see i am muppet

[Skam]

Not planning to get a GF anytime soon.

But but how about gamerchicks?

j) SHE: "Is the blue bag ok with my shoes, or..."
YOU: "OMG! We are 15 minutes late already!"
-Like Id care what the guy thought, I mean sheesh, like you have a sense of fashion anyway!

e) "We must go to see <insert-love-dumb-sweety-film-here> sunday"
-Make this "We must go kill some big ass mobs this sunday!"

a) She's a he
-Not last time I checked

[Kay-T]

I have R/L girlfriend, unfortunitely she isnt into EU.
I have a female avvie so no way i can have an EU girlfriend.
After all any guy who has a female avvie is not playing to get a g/f.
No EU b/f either, i just dont like guys that much heh.

[Annica]

theres a guy in game that wants me as gf, he follow me everywhere and send 2 pm/second. Wow that is annoying. Im just online to play, not to get married.