The Pianist...

[Vortexy]

A church down in Texas had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they constantly bounced
and jiggled while she played the organ...

Unfortunately,
this distracted the congregation considerably

The very prim & proper church ladies were appalled.





They said something had to be done about this,
or they would have to get another organist...




One of the ladies approached her very discreetly
and suggested mashing some green persimmons,
and rubbing them on her breasts.



Maybe then they would shrink in size,











but warned her not to eat any of the green persimmons,
as they are so sour they will make one's mouth pucker up
and it would be impossible to talk properly for a while ...










The organist agreed to try it...










The following Sunday morning,
the minister rose to the pulpit
and very hesitantly announced
the following ..... !












"Dew to thircumstantis
bewond ma contwol,
we wull nod hath a
thermon tewday."