A couple thoughts

Klinville · 07-29-2007, 07:16

This is a story of some recent events...
I was walking in town and i saw a turtle, then pointed a rock in someones eye. A car was blue
BRB the brownies are done.................ok i'm back like the followers of jesus, i am allergic to syrup
This peice of blue grass severed one of my livers now i only have 23 left.
Ah yes darwins theory, i wish i would grow these wings. May the moose trap fall in your lap followed by a rather
large turd. My brother needs to shower. I'm moving tomorrow i'll be back 12 years, 3 weeks, and 872 hours.
Zody is my bitch. My opinion on chimptastic-ness is good. I like to make sense when i tell stories.

The onion farm is parishing. Kratos is a very fat man with tootpicks for hands. I went to a parking lots the other
day. We all live in the age of masscommunication. Maybe just maybe. I was trained in the subtle arts of
murder and persuasion.
I could kill your best friend and make you beleive you did it. SKILLZZ. Lets go play video games, i call the good controller
Gabriel is the fattest blob of shit ever scraped off the armpit of an elephant. What a nostalgic peice of apple pie, mmmmm
piiiiee. The lady at wal-mart is a man don't buy!!!!! Your such a pastrychef/pansie. The t-rex is coming RUN!!!!!!!!!
go there hurry. two times my cheese steak. By and by i write 5. if only you could ukalali like elvis. Belly button lint is my
favorite pastry. Satem in my boot, Satem in my sock, can you guess where he'll be next? Let's all bush together, there's no other
thing to do. I keep a bottle of lotion and tube socks next to my bed for my buffalo wings. At the count of three we'll all eat
man jubes. The other night a couple of shoes were born and i ate them. green lights would be avoided if the ash tray ate fish.
if anybody finds out where the cabbage patch is growing write me a post-it to let me squiggle. Naked cowboys are delicate
creatures that should be nurtured with lots of tofu. A metoer fell on my salami sandwich the other day so i put some seaweed
on it and ate it all up.

intermission...
do do do la la la bo bo bo do do do dooooooooo
la laaaaaaaaaa

Back to the union...
That's right baby, hit that q-spot with that q-tip. Join toes when you go to a poetry reading. If i put the fan on high, my
house flys to the giant back alley with all it's polka dotted friends from France. My brother and sister, Lucy and Fer, were
growing and smoking snawsages in the closet. I borrowed some eyeliner from Ashley so i could fly my sexy kite. I needed a ride
to Santa's beard so i stole three and 1/2 strips of bacon. I like milking wal-mart with pliers. It's a grandous day so i must
go fly my multi-terranious vehicle while looking for more metoers for my sandwich. Lucy and Fer, my brother and sister, say
that they are pleased to make your aquantiance.

feel free to add or tell your own =)

Mega · 07-29-2007, 07:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klinville

This is a story of some recent events...
I was walking in town and i saw a turtle...

Made me think of this.....

Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...
Leon: What one?
Holden: What?
Leon: What desert?
Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
Leon: But, how come I'd be there?
Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
Leon: Tortoise? What's that?
Holden: You know what a turtle is?
Leon: Of course!
Holden: Same thing.
Leon: I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.
Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Leon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?
Holden: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
[Leon has become visibly shaken]
Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. (pause) Shall we continue?

GeorgeUsu · 07-29-2007, 07:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klinville

This is a story of some recent events...
I was walking in town and i saw a turtle, then pointed a rock in someones eye. A car was blue
BRB the brownies are done.................ok i'm back like the followers of jesus, i am allergic to syrup
This peice of blue grass severed one of my livers now i only have 23 left.
Ah yes darwins theory, i wish i would grow these wings. May the moose trap fall in your lap followed by a rather
large turd. My brother needs to shower. I'm moving tomorrow i'll be back 12 years, 3 weeks, and 872 hours.
Zody is my bitch. My opinion on chimptastic-ness is good. I like to make sense when i tell stories.

The onion farm is parishing. Kratos is a very fat man with tootpicks for hands. I went to a parking lots the other
day. We all live in the age of masscommunication. Maybe just maybe. I was trained in the subtle arts of
murder and persuasion.
I could kill your best friend and make you beleive you did it. SKILLZZ. Lets go play video games, i call the good controller
Gabriel is the fattest blob of shit ever scraped off the armpit of an elephant. What a nostalgic peice of apple pie, mmmmm
piiiiee. The lady at wal-mart is a man don't buy!!!!! Your such a pastrychef/pansie. The t-rex is coming RUN!!!!!!!!!
go there hurry. two times my cheese steak. By and by i write 5. if only you could ukalali like elvis. Belly button lint is my
favorite pastry. Satem in my boot, Satem in my sock, can you guess where he'll be next? Let's all bush together, there's no other
thing to do. I keep a bottle of lotion and tube socks next to my bed for my buffalo wings. At the count of three we'll all eat
man jubes. The other night a couple of shoes were born and i ate them. green lights would be avoided if the ash tray ate fish.
if anybody finds out where the cabbage patch is growing write me a post-it to let me squiggle. Naked cowboys are delicate
creatures that should be nurtured with lots of tofu. A metoer fell on my salami sandwich the other day so i put some seaweed
on it and ate it all up.

intermission...
do do do la la la bo bo bo do do do dooooooooo
la laaaaaaaaaa

Back to the union...
That's right baby, hit that q-spot with that q-tip. Join toes when you go to a poetry reading. If i put the fan on high, my
house flys to the giant back alley with all it's polka dotted friends from France. My brother and sister, Lucy and Fer, were
growing and smoking snawsages in the closet. I borrowed some eyeliner from Ashley so i could fly my sexy kite. I needed a ride
to Santa's beard so i stole three and 1/2 strips of bacon. I like milking wal-mart with pliers. It's a grandous day so i must
go fly my multi-terranious vehicle while looking for more metoers for my sandwich. Lucy and Fer, my brother and sister, say
that they are pleased to make your aquantiance.

feel free to add or tell your own =)

I'll have some of the shit your smokin'