wizz's Hunting Service

[wizzszz]

Yes, this is a blatant rip-off of Helena's, Stoikow's, Star's and Ben's Hunting Services.

I didn't talk to Stoikow, but I (rofl) do think it's important though that there are some alternatives, if there really are so many people out there that like others to waste their peds, at least the price should be fair. And the easiest way to adjust the prices is to introduce some competition.

The service works like this.
You pay a certain amount of peds upfront, and i go hunting mobs until the peds are completely spent. I won't wear any armor, so decay is only on my trusty opalo and a bit of occasional fapping.
You may team up with me and loot the mobs yourself, but this can be horribly boring, so you better gimme the cash, log off, watch a movie or something and when you log back in, i give you all the loot i've received.
All i charge is 10% of the markup (and only the markup, not on the TT value) of all the looted stuff.

As the prices are clear, i'll give a few examples:

Complete extinction of all snables around Atlas Haven:
Get rich by all the hairgel and pixie parts!
If you're lucky, you might even get a pair of pixie footies or a rare FAP5 when an exa crosses my path by accident.

Rippersnapper slaughter:
Take your chance to loot a Marber Bravo from those little bastard before MA makes them stop dropping.

Fugabarba genocide:
Those little critters do hide A&P Braves somewhere, dunno how they manage to do so... but the most interesting stuff are the rare fugabarba hides!
Make a fortune with fugabarba hides!

Turp turmoil:
Hmm, dunno why somebody would want me to hunt them, but ya never know... I charge an additional 2% of the TT loot here, as running after mobs all the time isn't exactly my idea of a fun hunt.

Exarosaur eradication:
Well, exactly what it says, don't miss out on those, they drop exa wool!
(And usually mixed up with daikis, which are a worthwile hunting target, too)

Many more on request!

And honestly, i don't really like to team up with noobs, all the "w00tz0rz, 2 muscle oils and a half TT pixie mask" drives me insane after a while, so if you insist on hunting in team and having a conversation in between... you maybe better ask Ben.

[McCormick]

"Make a fortune with fugabarba hides!"

[wizzszz]

Update: I'm already booked out til the end of the week, received an order to hunt snables for 10 PED!

And i forgot to mention that my perception is 2K-ish, so if you believe in the myth "higher perc = better chance to loot items" you will be a rich man in no time by all the rare pixie thighs i'll loot for you!!!!!111one

Beware, book the original, not the overpriced copycatz0rz!

Don't miss out, book me NOW!

[Lykke]

you too, Brutus .....

[Borr]

Does your service include a prayer to Lootius before every hunt?

[wizzszz]

Originally Posted by Borr

Does your service include a prayer to Lootius before every hunt?

Prayers are included, ofc, even a blessing from the nun herself if i manage to catch her online before i start.

All blessings free of charge!!!

(Although i will deduct 10% of every ATH as a donation to the Church of Lootius, to ensure the almighty isn't out for a beer or busy watching a movie exactly when your next HoF would be due! And we don't want that, do we?)

Cheap,cheap! Book today!