'Doer die' medic service...

[Doer]

Where if it doesn't kill you in one hit — it won't! *

I am offering my services during laggrab '08. In addition to imp FAP service, I am a medium-level support weapons expert and capable of sniping laser-unprotected people outside of (L) range. Please contact me if you are interested so we can discuss your requirements and how I can best help. Good luck!



I'm offering an, uh, improved fapping service for uber mob hunts. Experience the exhilaration of taking massive hits over and over, yet surviving! Take down some of the biggest mobs on Calypso wearing just your skivvies!

Price: Solo hunters

• ME for any TPing due to crit deaths and getting to the hunting ground and any armor decay if the situation requires me to use armor
• 3 pecs per heal (1.5x FAP decay)
• 10% tt value of globals and HOFs
• Minimum per hour fee from time of appointment to end of hunt is 25 PEDs. The minimum fee is pro-rated after the first hour.

OR (Gambler's special -- all the risk, all the glory)

• 45 PEDs/hr flat fee (pro-rated after first hour)

Please state at the beginning of the hunt which fee schedule you would like.

Price: Teams (2+)

• 3 pecs per heal (1.5x FAP decay)
• 10% tt value of globals and HOFs
• Minimum per hour fee from time of appointment to end of hunt is 25 PEDs. The minimum fee is pro-rated after the first hour.

The minimum hourly fee means that, if the sum of the other items (decay, global %, etc) is less than 25 PEDs per hour, it is rounded up to 25. After the first hour, the minimum is only applied to fraction of the hour used (e.g. a 1/2 hour hunt has a minimum of 25 PEDs, but a 1-1/2 hour hunt has a minimum fee of 37.5 PEDs). The price is negotiable (especially for teams or where large weapons are in use). I reserve the right to refuse service due to wimpy mob selection or any other factors.

What you get:

• Expert advice on choosing equipment sufficient for the hunt based on your hitpoints and mob selection
• Perfect 120 hp heals every 2.1 seconds (for comparison that's 58.00 HP/s at 40 HP/pec which is over three times the speed of a FAP-90 and four times the economy of the FAP-5)
• A free gratz every good loot
• Adrenaline

Some suggestions for best results:

• Team up 2 or 3 Korss H400 hunters for better efficient dmg/s and crit survival; more than 3 is a bit difficult to fap but i will try if you wish
• Wear enough armor to bring max dmg per hit to around 120 (or your HP, whichever is lower), but not too much (to avoid excessive armor decay costs)
• Stand close together in a row when in a team
• Use a long range tagging weapon to avoid two mobs aggroing
• Make sure the medic is with you before you tag
• Have over 110 HP

Let's look at an example to see how much difference a few HP can make using the ever-popular Hogglo. The Hogglo spawn on Treasure Island is mostly Mature and Young:

Results from Wiki Mob vs. Armor chart

As you can see, a player with 121 HP can save 2 pecs/hit in decay (a 28% saving per hit including FAP decay and service charge) over a player with 108 HP. Depending on what armor and plates you have at your disposal, it may be hard to find a combination suitable for a player with less than 108 that doesn't involve using the rather expensive but common ghost armor. Unplated ghost would allow a player with 102 HP to hunt Hogglo mature, but at 52% greater cost using the Doer Die medic service than a player with 108 HP using shogun and 5A plates: Having close to 120 HP makes hunting uber mobs with an imp fapper much more efficient.

Rules:

• You must make a team and include "Doer die med" or something similar in the name. If you wish for me to finish mostly dead mobs due to a crit on you then make the team rules stack split.
• If you refuse to pay your name will be posted here and you will probably burn in hell.
• I generally don't contract fap for mobs that i can hunt easily naked. It's a waste of my time and boring as hell.

PM me for appointments. I'm usually available for quick jobs before 14:00 Calypso Universal Time (CUT) and for longer hunts after 23:30 CUT, with weekends more flexible. Get a fapper for those big hunts: those do or die situations...

Thank you and good hunting!

Se habla español.

References available upon request.

Now with Medicine.


*Ok there are some limitations. lol

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[AkiranBlade]

You've neglected to say what FAP you are using.

EDIT: OK I see your allowing for 120 hp dmg, so therefore, it must be the Imp. FAP. Better to state explicitly at the top of the thread though, this will capture peoples attention better

[dean]

Originally Posted by AkiranBlade

You've neglected to say what FAP you are using.

yeah good question?

[Jimmy B]

Originally Posted by AkiranBlade

You've neglected to say what FAP you are using.

Reading between the lines, Imp fap.

[AkiranBlade]

Originally Posted by Jimmy B

Reading between the lines, Imp fap.

Ahem

[Jhereg]

Yeh Doer go doer bump


btw i think you mean can hunt naked not can't hunt naked...

[Doer]

Alright guys i added a little hint.

I figure the claims make it obvious but i've been known to be cryptic.

cheers and ty for the bumps.

Edit: TY SAM, fixed that double negative.

[Fatman]

Can vouch for Doer as a fine gent!
Free Bumpage!

[silvernight]

Not sure if you'ld help me, but this is perfect when I hunt big bulls and armax's. Just to bad we live on different sides of the world. =P When I work you play and you sleep when I play =/

Very good service. +rep for this.

[Doer]

Why pay someone else to have your fun hunting? Get a fapper and go hunt some uber mobs!