Skillin' Villains is recruiting!

[SoftHart]

Growing up, didn't you always want to be the Villain? Here is your chance!

Skillin' Villains is recruiting!

We are the good villains (so we claim), we run from city to city skilling on whatever is in our path. Whether it be rifle, pistol, melee, coloring, texturing, we do it all! We also hold a weekly society hunt and any mob is game. We even went after spiders, but no-one survived long enough to talk about it.

Some of our celebrities include: The Boss, The Smurf, The EU Guru, The Map Maker, The Shopkeeper, The Mad Bomber, The Necro Boy, The Crazy Grenadier, The Ducking Frunk...... (insert your title here)

We welcome all players, no matter what your skills, race, location, even if you are a few cards short of a full deck (which of course some of us are). We have members from many different time zones so you're sure to find someone on (some have just been up drinking all night, but that’s another story).

What do we ask of our society members? One thing and one thing only - help each other out. If someone is stuck, help them, if they are lost, find them. If they need an escort to new TPs, provide covering fire and FAP them. Need help in PvP4? No problem, we're there to kill you off (lol, not really of course . . . except that one time, but that was an accident!!). Have questions on anything? We will try to answer them.

Remember, everyone started out as an OJ (Orange Jumpsuits). We’re all adults here (except for necro boy but we all need a goofy mascot), and act like it of course (OK, maybe we all aren't, but it's all good if we're having fun, right?).

Be sure to check out our webpage for more information: Skillin Villains Society. We also have a great forum where just about any old craziness goes! So, come join us, help us expand our active ranks and develop your own avatar in the process.

If you have any questions you can send us a PM on EF, you can apply at one of the Society Terminals or talk to one of our members in-game.

[Oleg]

Go Villains!

Originally Posted by SoftHart

(insert your title here)

Did you mean to leave that bit in?

[EarlVonKippler]

i think one of my favorite things about the villains is that whenever i log in there is a large chance i will be seeing one of my friends online. all skill levels welcome, many of us are mid-level, but we love people above and below us.

[ruskea]

i havent heard any of the dudes u listed there before... quite a celebrities

[EarlVonKippler]

The Boss - twitchie
The Smurf - compusmurf
The EU Guru - oleg
The Map Maker - jax (jaxmap)
The Shopkeeper - earl von kippler
The Mad Bomber - falc
The Necro Boy - craxy bacon
The Crazy Grenadier - Softhart
The Ducking Frunk - (Rico) Readbird
The Dirty Criminal - Archman (sorry about that, but take it up with oleg)

not superfamous, but you must have seen some of us around the forum but we never were trying to be celebrities

[SoftHart]

Originally Posted by ruskea

i havent heard any of the dudes u listed there before... quite a celebrities

Maybe you should get out more Thanks for the bump though

[SoftHart]

Originally Posted by Oleg

Go Villains!



Did you mean to leave that bit in?

Yes I did For the new members

[Oleg]

Originally Posted by SoftHart

Yes I did For the new members

Ah OK, I thought you just put that in for us when you were writing it

[Oleg]

Originally Posted by EarlVonKippler

The Crazy Grenadier - ?
The Ducking Frunk - ?

I'd go with:

The Crazy Grenadier - Softhart
The Ducking Frunk - (Rico) Readbird

[EarlVonKippler]

ah yes, softy in the ring with the grenade launcher.

and of course rico as the frunk.

i guess i fail the quiz. lol