Team AWESOME - accepting only awesome people.

[Mercury]

Ever wanted to be awesome? Not just anyone can be awesome to the extreme that us awesome people are looking for. Most of us truly awesome people are just born into it, but with some hard work and dedication, even the not so awesome person can become somewhat awesome. We're not looking for those people for Team AWESOME though. We want only the awesomest of awesome people. Genetically awesome.

If you're wondering what an awesome person looks like? Here's a great example of one ...


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Yea, as you can see, he's pretty frickin awesome. Notice how his awesomemeter is off the charts for awesomeness. That's Speaker, founder of Team AWESOME. He's a Doctor of Awesometology, a degree he was awesomely given by the University of Awesome, located in Awesome, Texas. If anyone knows awesome, this super awesome guy does!

If you still can't figure out what an awesome guy is; perhaps taking a look at a not so awesome person will help you understand.


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Notice the awesome meter is not anywhere near the red portion (which indicates he is really not so awesome).

Next, you may ask what Team AWESOME does? Well, if we have to tell you, you're definitely not ready to join team awesome. For the sake of educating those of you not so awesome people, team awesome does all sorts of awesome stuff. We hang around being really awesome, doing awesome stuff, and talking about our most recent awesome conquest. Yeah we know, pretty frickin awesome aren't we? Damn, I just looked in the mirror. I'm looking pretty awesome today if I do say so myself (and since I'm awesome, I must be right).

Applications accepted in thread. Please state your name and what makes you so awesome. Pledging begins in 1 week for Team AWESOME. Make sure you work on your being awesome if you want to join. We don't need any half assed awesomeness around Team AWESOME. That might make us look semi awesome, which is for not so awesome people.

*Keep in mind Team AWESOME is an elitely awesome brotherhood not to be confused with not so awesome societies in the terminal.

[Ghandi]

i don't know what you're smoking but I want some.

[Speaker]

I always thought Ghandi was a pretty awesome fella. Post your awesomeness resume!

[Mercury]

Ghandi, yea your siggie makes you pretty awesome.

Application accepted pending further review from the Order of Awesomeness (OA) for Team AWESOME.

[desg90]

Excuse my un-awesome comment but... those arrows aren't awesome at all. And nor is the repetitive use of the word "awesome"

Good luck and... I'm so NOT awesome 'cuz I'm an obsessed nerd.

[Mercury]

Excuse me, but I think we've found another not so awesome person. Those arrows are like as awesome as awesome gets. Application denied!

[desg90]

Originally Posted by Mercury

Excuse me, but I think we've found another not so awesome person. Those arrows are like as awesome as awesome gets. Application denied!

Thanks!

[MRmP]

im confused but I want some of that too.!!

[Speaker]

Truly awesome people have not need for confusion. Our awesome brains comprehend all. Application considered and denied by the Order of Awesomeness

[MRmP]

Originally Posted by Speaker

Truly awesome people have not need for confusion. Our awesome brains comprehend all. Application considered and denied by the Order of Awesomeness

how high on the scale did i come ? awesome little?