Hmm, if I were the imperial government and notice that there's some uprising and the folks are really trying to piss me off up there I'd suddenly totally forget about that planet at one point and deny its existence. I guess a lot know the movie
1984 so this should be doable. By doing all this I'd think "well, warm booze is sometimes said to taste like piss so they're already served up there.".
I'd so totally rule as imperial government. Everybody would love me 'n all. I'd get tons of support from the masses, rule for decades and be blessed.


Then I'd wake up and be happy that it's still the way it was since the last VU... For the sake of everybody, not just mine.
